WHO ATE ALL THE SHARKS?
Jun. 28th, 2008 02:57 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
defrogHere’s something you don’t see every day: an octopus eating a shark.
Lesson 1: Don’t put an octopus in yr shark tank.
Lesson 2: if you go scuba diving in shark-infested waters, be sure to bring an octopus.
BONUS TIP: Never put a rare sturgeon in the same tank as an edgy barracuda. As Hong Kong recently discovered. Although for all we know, the barracuda was framed by the octopus. A clever octopus would know how to fake barracuda bites, see?
I think I’ll go back to bed now. Yes, I know it’s only 3pm.
Eight arms to hold you,
This is dF
Lesson 1: Don’t put an octopus in yr shark tank.
Lesson 2: if you go scuba diving in shark-infested waters, be sure to bring an octopus.
BONUS TIP: Never put a rare sturgeon in the same tank as an edgy barracuda. As Hong Kong recently discovered. Although for all we know, the barracuda was framed by the octopus. A clever octopus would know how to fake barracuda bites, see?
I think I’ll go back to bed now. Yes, I know it’s only 3pm.
Eight arms to hold you,
This is dF
