WHO ATE ALL THE SHARKS?

[defrog]

Here’s something you don’t see every day: an octopus eating a shark.

Lesson 1: Don’t put an octopus in yr shark tank.

Lesson 2: if you go scuba diving in shark-infested waters, be sure to bring an octopus.

BONUS TIP: Never put a rare sturgeon in the same tank as an edgy barracuda. As Hong Kong recently discovered. Although for all we know, the barracuda was framed by the octopus. A clever octopus would know how to fake barracuda bites, see?

I think I’ll go back to bed now. Yes, I know it’s only 3pm.

Eight arms to hold you,

This is dF