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defrogJohn Deese of St Augustine, FLA is selling bottles with ghosts trapped inside. Certified!
How do you know there’s a real ghost inside, you ask? You can always open it, but Deese warns: “Some people will open the bottle and say they don’t get results and it’s just a fun conversation piece. Others say, ‘There’s strange things happening in my house. Where're my car keys? Where's the remote to the TV?”
Yrs for $20.00
This is genius, really – getting people to pay $20 for an empty bottle. Assuming he’s actually sold any of these, of course. Still, people have paid more for weirder things that serve no practical purpose.
Like balls for yr truck ($24.95). Or singing tits ($39.99).
Or a toy dog that fucks yr USB port (like so):
[Okay, that one’s only $14.95, but you see what I’m saying.]
We sell souls,
This is dF
How do you know there’s a real ghost inside, you ask? You can always open it, but Deese warns: “Some people will open the bottle and say they don’t get results and it’s just a fun conversation piece. Others say, ‘There’s strange things happening in my house. Where're my car keys? Where's the remote to the TV?”
Yrs for $20.00
This is genius, really – getting people to pay $20 for an empty bottle. Assuming he’s actually sold any of these, of course. Still, people have paid more for weirder things that serve no practical purpose.
Like balls for yr truck ($24.95). Or singing tits ($39.99).
Or a toy dog that fucks yr USB port (like so):
[Okay, that one’s only $14.95, but you see what I’m saying.]
We sell souls,
This is dF
