GREAT MOMENTS IN MARKETING #3: I COULD DUNK ALL DAY

[defrog]

ITEM [via YesButNoButYes]: One way to promote the Oreos/Milk axis: put a giant Oreo decal on an elevator car that virtually dunks itself in a giant fake glass of milk.

Cute.

DISCLAIMER: I’ve never advocated dunking Oreos in milk. Nor do I recommend separating the cookie halves and scraping off the filling with yr teeth. If you do that, you’ll notice that whatever the filling is made of, it’s not cream.

Don’t ask me what it is. bluesgirly probably has a run list of the chemical breakdown somewhere to show it’s the same stuff they use to de-ice planes or make generator belts for yr car.

So, better to eat Oreos whole.

As nature intended.

Going down,

This is dF

Comments

[drhoz.livejournal.com]

i've only had them once, and found them revoltingly bitter

[def-fr0g-42.livejournal.com]

It's an acquired taste, admittedly. And probably one best acquired when yr five. Provided it was the early 70s at the time. That's my excuse, anyway.

[drhoz.livejournal.com]

they have an annual American Breakfast at the Swancons here. The breakfast cereals appall me - you go into hyperglycemic shock when they open the box!!!