YOU NEED A VACATION, SON

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As you may have gathered from yesterday’s sundown series, Team Def kicked off a nine (9) day holiday, because it’s a bit quiet at Telephones! magazine, and I won’t have this chance again until probably Christmas. So why not?

As such, the bloggery may get slightly more interesting, although my traveling will be limited to a one-night stand in a hot-spring resort just up the Pearl River Delta in mainland China (because my mainland Chinese visa, for which I paid handsomely, expires soon, and I cannot replace it until after the Olympics because Beijing has stopped issuing them – and yet they can’t figure out why hotel occupancy rates for the games aren’t as high as they’d hoped). There may also be a day trip to Macau.

Otherwise, it’ll be me sleeping a lot and puttering around the house, and a movie or two. Who knows, I may even finish the first draft of the Great American Softcore Sci-Fi novel I've been working on for three years.

Oh, and there’ll be some swimming in the new Speedos I bought in Stanley yesterday. They are teh sexy. Pool ladies will swoon as I backstroke my way across the pool like a sexy otter. They will throw bikini tops and shellfish at me and ask me if they can film me with their cell-phones and post the videos on YouTube as a memento.

For they are the GOOD Speedos.

 Yr on the edge of yr seat already, I can tell.

Details forthcoming – starting with the Ballad Of Mad Cow Disease.

Undressed for success,

This is dF