YOU NEED A VACATION, SON
Aug. 3rd, 2008 12:13 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
defrogAs you may have gathered from yesterday’s sundown series, Team Def kicked off a nine (9) day holiday, because it’s a bit quiet at Telephones! magazine, and I won’t have this chance again until probably Christmas. So why not?
As such, the bloggery may get slightly more interesting, although my traveling will be limited to a one-night stand in a hot-spring resort just up the Pearl River Delta in mainland China (because my mainland Chinese visa, for which I paid handsomely, expires soon, and I cannot replace it until after the Olympics because Beijing has stopped issuing them – and yet they can’t figure out why hotel occupancy rates for the games aren’t as high as they’d hoped). There may also be a day trip to Macau.
Otherwise, it’ll be me sleeping a lot and puttering around the house, and a movie or two. Who knows, I may even finish the first draft of the Great American Softcore Sci-Fi novel I've been working on for three years.
Oh, and there’ll be some swimming in the new Speedos I bought in Stanley yesterday. They are teh sexy. Pool ladies will swoon as I backstroke my way across the pool like a sexy otter. They will throw bikini tops and shellfish at me and ask me if they can film me with their cell-phones and post the videos on YouTube as a memento.
For they are the GOOD Speedos.
Yr on the edge of yr seat already, I can tell.
Details forthcoming – starting with the Ballad Of Mad Cow Disease.
Undressed for success,
This is dF
As such, the bloggery may get slightly more interesting, although my traveling will be limited to a one-night stand in a hot-spring resort just up the Pearl River Delta in mainland China (because my mainland Chinese visa, for which I paid handsomely, expires soon, and I cannot replace it until after the Olympics because Beijing has stopped issuing them – and yet they can’t figure out why hotel occupancy rates for the games aren’t as high as they’d hoped). There may also be a day trip to Macau.
Otherwise, it’ll be me sleeping a lot and puttering around the house, and a movie or two. Who knows, I may even finish the first draft of the Great American Softcore Sci-Fi novel I've been working on for three years.
Oh, and there’ll be some swimming in the new Speedos I bought in Stanley yesterday. They are teh sexy. Pool ladies will swoon as I backstroke my way across the pool like a sexy otter. They will throw bikini tops and shellfish at me and ask me if they can film me with their cell-phones and post the videos on YouTube as a memento.
For they are the GOOD Speedos.
Yr on the edge of yr seat already, I can tell.
Details forthcoming – starting with the Ballad Of Mad Cow Disease.
Undressed for success,
This is dF
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on 2008-08-03 05:02 am (UTC)Why do I have visions of Borat's man-bikini?
I saw them on sale in a shop window in Sweden not long ago. Thought about buying a suit for my brother... until it occurred to me that he'd probably wear it.
-- JF
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on 2008-08-04 03:42 am (UTC)no subject
on 2008-08-04 05:01 am (UTC)You could go for the basic, bling-free model... you know, without the sequins...
-- JF