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defrogOr, “What the Internets has been doing since I’ve been away”
1. Germany’s female police officers are being issued bullet-proof bras
2. US public still not ready to see naked ladies on TV
3. The FBI admits secretly spying on reporters
4. John Edwards blah blah blah.
5. A woman who had five pups cloned from her pit bull Booger was once accused of abducting a Mormon missionary in England, handcuffing him to a bed and making him her sex slave.
Business as usual, then.
PRODUCTION NOTE: You may have heard #4 already, although the US media being the responsible institution it is, I’m sure they’re too busy covering, oh, #3, or possibly the Russia/Georgia war to obsess over some story about another politician lying about having an affair. Because surely that’s not news. I’d rank the puppy-cloning Mormon-kidnapping dominatrix story over that one.
I could be wrong. In which case, I’m sure that the US media has been asking why, if this spells the end of Edwards’ political career (because as we all know, if you cheat of yr spouse, yr not qualified to be elected to office in America), John McCain is even running, seeing as how he did more or less the same thing 30 years ago.
That would only be fair.
BONUS MATERIAL: In case yr wondering what a bullet-proof bra looks like (puffdoggydaddy).
Not exactly a Madonna special, or a metal bikini. Apparently that’s the point – bras with wires or plastic bits can fragment under the impact of a bullet. (Obviously you would be wearing a bullet-proof vest over it.)
Otherwise, it looks like a basic cotton bra to me. Still, is it just me, or is that “Polizei” logo kinda hot?
Arrest me,
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1. Germany’s female police officers are being issued bullet-proof bras
2. US public still not ready to see naked ladies on TV
3. The FBI admits secretly spying on reporters
4. John Edwards blah blah blah.
5. A woman who had five pups cloned from her pit bull Booger was once accused of abducting a Mormon missionary in England, handcuffing him to a bed and making him her sex slave.
Business as usual, then.
PRODUCTION NOTE: You may have heard #4 already, although the US media being the responsible institution it is, I’m sure they’re too busy covering, oh, #3, or possibly the Russia/Georgia war to obsess over some story about another politician lying about having an affair. Because surely that’s not news. I’d rank the puppy-cloning Mormon-kidnapping dominatrix story over that one.
I could be wrong. In which case, I’m sure that the US media has been asking why, if this spells the end of Edwards’ political career (because as we all know, if you cheat of yr spouse, yr not qualified to be elected to office in America), John McCain is even running, seeing as how he did more or less the same thing 30 years ago.
That would only be fair.
BONUS MATERIAL: In case yr wondering what a bullet-proof bra looks like (
puffdoggydaddy).Not exactly a Madonna special, or a metal bikini. Apparently that’s the point – bras with wires or plastic bits can fragment under the impact of a bullet. (Obviously you would be wearing a bullet-proof vest over it.)
Otherwise, it looks like a basic cotton bra to me. Still, is it just me, or is that “Polizei” logo kinda hot?
Arrest me,
This is dF
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on 2008-08-14 12:53 am (UTC)... yes, bras with the word 'polizei' on them are extremely hot.
Dang!
-- JF