BECAUSE YR NEVER TOO YOUNG TO BE A CORPORATE FELON

[defrog]

ITEM: Two sisters, aged 11 and 3, open a fruit/vegetable stand on a residential street corner – and are shut down by the cops after someone complains to the mayor’s office.

The official reason: the stand causes traffic problems, and is also a violation of residential zoning laws.

Clayton Mayor Gregg Manning explains why it’s important to enforce the law no matter what:

"They may start out with a little card-table and selling a couple of things, but then who is to say what else they have. Is all the produce made there, do they make it themselves? Are they going to have eggs and chickens for sale next?”

Yes. Imagine the horror.

He has a point. When I was nine, my sister and I started a Kool-Aid stand to raise some cash. By sundown, we’d put Kroger’s out of business. And remember the spiraling inflation of the early 70s? That was us. Our bad.

For more information on how American childhood has evolved into a “no fun allowed” zone where everything is illegal or bad for you, see this column from the LA Times on the death of the term “go out and play”. It asks a very good question: is America really a more dangerous place than it was when we were kids, or are parents simply more afraid?

Personally, I suspect the latter, but then I don’t have kids. Those of you who are actually parents, I’d be interested in yr thoughts on this.

Let’s blow this pop stand,

This is dF

Comments

[dinopollard.livejournal.com]

I think people are just more paranoid. The government and the media have gone to great lengths to keep Americans scared shitless and it's worked marvelously well.