RETURN OF THE KING
Mar. 3rd, 2009 12:57 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
defrogITEM: George W Bush is hitting the lecture circuit later this month.
You may write yr own jokes now. Here, I’ll start.
You may ask, of course, “Who in the f*** would pay to listen to that blithering jackass spout off nonsense from the alternate reality universe he clearly lives in?”
Then you look at things like CPAC, starring John “Nuke Chicago” Bolton, Cliff “Obama’s Communist Birth Certificate” Kincaid, Michele “You Da Man” Bachmann and Rush “Michael Steele Is My Bitch” Limbaugh.
Ah.
Of course, I could be wrong.
FACT: Ex-presidents can pull anywhere from $50,000 to $100,000 in speaking fees per gig. It just makes you hate him even more, doesn’t it?
No shoes allowed,
This is dF
You may write yr own jokes now. Here, I’ll start.
You may ask, of course, “Who in the f*** would pay to listen to that blithering jackass spout off nonsense from the alternate reality universe he clearly lives in?”
Then you look at things like CPAC, starring John “Nuke Chicago” Bolton, Cliff “Obama’s Communist Birth Certificate” Kincaid, Michele “You Da Man” Bachmann and Rush “Michael Steele Is My Bitch” Limbaugh.
Ah.
Of course, I could be wrong.
FACT: Ex-presidents can pull anywhere from $50,000 to $100,000 in speaking fees per gig. It just makes you hate him even more, doesn’t it?
No shoes allowed,
This is dF
