BETTER BLOWJOBS THROUGH DENTISTRY

[defrog]

Behold the awesome power of science and entrepreneurship:



O my, what WILL they think of next?

What does it do, you ask? It’s basically a teeth shield with a mini-vibrator glued on (for EXTRA pleasure). The vibrating bullet also means that the gentleman can also use it to give his good lady wife the oral pleasure as well.

All that and SexTarts® for $27.95 + shipping and handling.

Explanation and the story of “how I, Dr Joe, DDS, invented the BlowGuard” here, and recommended for all yr comedy needs today.

My favorite factoid (apart from the dentistry connection): the vibrator lasts “30 to 45 minutes”. Fair enough, but does anyone want to give (or receive) oral sex for 45 minutes?

Yr answers in the space provided below, please.

Also available: a demonstration video.

WARNING: The video is short but 100% NSFW in every sense of the term. So if you don’t watch hardcore porn videos regularly, yr in for a treat. Or a shock, whichever applies.

Blow by blow,

This is hardcore dF

Comments

[dr-p-venkman.livejournal.com]

(heh) I would suggest that the photo in your post is also somewhat NSFW. :)

[def-fr0g-42.livejournal.com]

Well, that's why I've been waiting since Wednesday to post this. :)

[dr-nebula.livejournal.com]

Having been damned near gnawed/scraped raw - this is a wondrous invention.

*g*

[jasonfranks.livejournal.com]

I'm going to the dentist on Tuesday, maybe I should ask her about upgrading my night guard.

-- JF

[lorilori.livejournal.com]

Interesting. I work with dentists and I've never seen this in any of the presentations they do. That's probably for the best.

[puffdoggydaddy.livejournal.com]

That is greatness.

I bow to the awesomeness of the frog.