THE FEMA SHADOW GOVT CONSPIRACY: THIS YEAR’S MODEL

[defrog]

ITEM: Glenn Beck reports on Fox And Friends that he has conducted "research" on concentration camps being built by the Obama admin as part of a conspiracy to establish totalitarian rule in America.

Video is available.

While Beck claims he is not 100% certain that the camps exist, he has proclaimed repeatedly that the Obama administration's economic policies are pushing the country into "totalitarianism' and that he "cannot debunk" the existence of the camps, which are supposedly being set up under the auspice of the Federal Emergency Management Administration (FEMA), but which Beck claims will be used soon for mass imprisonment of American citizens with right-leaning political views.

Which, by the wildest coincidence, was the plot of the first X Files movie.

By an even wilder coincidence, George W Bush had the EXACT SAME PLAN.

Oh, and so did Bill Clinton.

Conclusion: the voices in Glenn Beck’s head need new material.

Get on yr jackboots (hey hey hey),

This is dF

Comments

[dinopollard.livejournal.com]

It's all a product of the New World Order--the United Nations, the Illuminati, the Freemasons, the Zionists and may also include, depending on who you ask, either the Grays or the Reptiles (but not both, because that's just crazy).

I personally am happy Glenn Beck is taking the batshit insane conspiracy theorist route. It's entertaining as hell and will keep him safely relegated to the far, far, far, far, FAR fringe right-wing that includes white supremacists and inbred hicks.

[def-fr0g-42.livejournal.com]

I'm sure CNN is secretly relieved to see the back of him. Or maybe he left because they said, "Glenn, please, no batshit conspiracy theories. We're trying to run a serious news station here."

Ha ha.

Still, I'm impressed that Fox is letting him drag them down the FEMA conspiracy theory route. Usually they just stick with the gay/lesbian conspiracies. So this is, like, a new direction for them.

[dinopollard.livejournal.com]

It's progressive. For them, at least.