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pussreboots :
1. Who was your FIRST prom date? How many prom dates does one have? I ask because I didn’t go.
2. Do you still talk to your FIRST love? No. I don’t even know where she is. If I did, I doubt we’d have much to say to each other.
3. What was your FIRST alcoholic drink? Budweiser, from a Budweiser stein, administered by my dad. I was six. Didn’t like it. Still don’t.
4. What was your FIRST job? Lawn mower man.
5. What was your FIRST car? I drove other people’s cars until I was kicked out of the military and bought my first and last car – a new 1988 Subaru Justy 5-speed hatchback. Silver. Named it “Horse”. Not a chick magnet, but the gas mileage was awesome and it was so small you could park it in impossible places. Or, failing that, you could fold it up and carry it with you. GOD I loved that car.
6. Who was the FIRST person to text you today? No one.
7. Who is the FIRST person you thought of this morning? The renovators with the giant drills upstairs. I wished death upon them.
8. Who was your FIRST grade teacher? Miss Bostick. She was the loudest woman I would ever meet until 5th grade.
9. Where did you go on your FIRST ride on an airplane? El Paso, TX for boot camp at the comically named Fort Bliss. I’m told I flew to the UK when I was a toddler, but I don’t remember it.
10. Who was your FIRST best friend & do you still talk? Brian from the other side of my block. No idea where he is now.
11. Where was your FIRST sleep over? Brian’s house, probably.
12. Who was the FIRST person you talked to today? The bridal unit.
13. Whose wedding were you in the FIRST time? I don’t understand the question. If you mean the first wedding I attended that wasn’t mine, probably my sister’s first one (of three, bless her).
14. What was the FIRST thing you did this morning? Woke up.
15. What was the FIRST concert you ever went to? Styx, Paradise Theatre Tour, 1981. I burn yr Internet connection with coolness, I know.
16. FIRST tattoo? Pending.
17. First piercing? See: FIRST tattoo.
18. First foreign country you've been to? West Germany. (See also: #9)
19. FIRST movie you remember seeing? Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (the original, you silly people)
20. When was your FIRST detention? Probably 8th grade, for getting my ass kicked behind the portables or some similar infraction.
21. What was the FIRST state you lived in? Fear
22. Who was your FIRST roommate? A med student named Kevin. I still owe him five dollars. I feel bad about that to this day.
23. If you had one wish, what would it be? That’s not a FIRST question, but my one wish would be that I had a second wish that was guaranteed to actually give me what I ask for without some unforeseen and horrible monkey’s paw consequences. Cos I’m not falling for that one.
24. What is something you plan on doing in the next month? Sleep.
25. Who was the LAST person you talked to? The bridal unit.
First, last and always,
This is dF
pussreboots :1. Who was your FIRST prom date? How many prom dates does one have? I ask because I didn’t go.
2. Do you still talk to your FIRST love? No. I don’t even know where she is. If I did, I doubt we’d have much to say to each other.
3. What was your FIRST alcoholic drink? Budweiser, from a Budweiser stein, administered by my dad. I was six. Didn’t like it. Still don’t.
4. What was your FIRST job? Lawn mower man.
5. What was your FIRST car? I drove other people’s cars until I was kicked out of the military and bought my first and last car – a new 1988 Subaru Justy 5-speed hatchback. Silver. Named it “Horse”. Not a chick magnet, but the gas mileage was awesome and it was so small you could park it in impossible places. Or, failing that, you could fold it up and carry it with you. GOD I loved that car.
6. Who was the FIRST person to text you today? No one.
7. Who is the FIRST person you thought of this morning? The renovators with the giant drills upstairs. I wished death upon them.
8. Who was your FIRST grade teacher? Miss Bostick. She was the loudest woman I would ever meet until 5th grade.
9. Where did you go on your FIRST ride on an airplane? El Paso, TX for boot camp at the comically named Fort Bliss. I’m told I flew to the UK when I was a toddler, but I don’t remember it.
10. Who was your FIRST best friend & do you still talk? Brian from the other side of my block. No idea where he is now.
11. Where was your FIRST sleep over? Brian’s house, probably.
12. Who was the FIRST person you talked to today? The bridal unit.
13. Whose wedding were you in the FIRST time? I don’t understand the question. If you mean the first wedding I attended that wasn’t mine, probably my sister’s first one (of three, bless her).
14. What was the FIRST thing you did this morning? Woke up.
15. What was the FIRST concert you ever went to? Styx, Paradise Theatre Tour, 1981. I burn yr Internet connection with coolness, I know.
16. FIRST tattoo? Pending.
17. First piercing? See: FIRST tattoo.
18. First foreign country you've been to? West Germany. (See also: #9)
19. FIRST movie you remember seeing? Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (the original, you silly people)
20. When was your FIRST detention? Probably 8th grade, for getting my ass kicked behind the portables or some similar infraction.
21. What was the FIRST state you lived in? Fear
22. Who was your FIRST roommate? A med student named Kevin. I still owe him five dollars. I feel bad about that to this day.
23. If you had one wish, what would it be? That’s not a FIRST question, but my one wish would be that I had a second wish that was guaranteed to actually give me what I ask for without some unforeseen and horrible monkey’s paw consequences. Cos I’m not falling for that one.
24. What is something you plan on doing in the next month? Sleep.
25. Who was the LAST person you talked to? The bridal unit.
First, last and always,
This is dF
