I AM YR SEX CHEF

[defrog]

Recently spotted during random surfing:

“He’d noticed that sex bore some resemblance to cookery: It fascinated people, they sometimes bought books full of complicated recipes and interesting pictures, and sometimes when they were really hungry they created vast banquets in their imagination — but at the end of the day they’d settle quite happily for egg and chips, if it was well done and maybe had a slice of tomato.” – Terry Pratchett

All I can add is that while technically true, trying complicated recipes won't kill you. And there's something to be said for the gourmet lifestyle – though this requires easy access to sufficient amounts of cash.

Now we’re cooking,

This is dF