THE REAL REASON NEW HAMPSHIRE WILL BURN IN HELL

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Now that New Hampshire has legalized gay marriage (unlike those Hollywood liberals in California) – which basically means that Teh Gayz now have a quorum to take over the world or something – I thought I’d bring balance to the Force by giving some time to The Other Side.

By which I mean the fundamentalist Christians who don’t want Teh Gayz to ruin Traditional Marriage, by which they mean “marriage the way God intended”.

So here’s Betty Bowers (America’s Best Christian®) explaining what Traditional Marriage is according to the Holy Bible – and why it’s moral and gay marriage isn’t.

WARNING: Involves incest, rape and hookers. And yet I couldn't stop laughing.

Sorry about that.

God bless Betty Bowers.

Putting the “fun” in fundamentalism,

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