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ITEM: World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE) CEO Linda McMahon has resigned in order to run for Senate in Connecticut on the GOP ticket.

I’m sure Chris Dodd and the GOP hopefuls will have a lot of fun asking her to explain her management skills.



To say nothing of whether someone who was Tombstoned by Kane is mentally fit to hold office.

She could just smirk and say, “I never knew mental fitness was a minimum requirement for this job, jackass”

But she won’t. Which is a shame. I’ve said for years that elections in the US would be so much more entertaining – and intellectually honest – if the WWE ran the process. Because admit it – no matter which side of the aisle you sit, you’d have loved for Obama to call Joe Wilson to “get yr candy ass up here and say that to my face”, and then Wilson would go up there and distract Obama with an apology while John Boehner would sneak up behind him to clobber the President with a folding chair, only Nancy Pelosi would warn Obama at the last second and Obama would catch the chair and piledrive Boehner, but then Mike Ross would suddenly turn heel and drop a flying elbow on Obama from behind ...

I mean, that’s pretty much the healthcare debate right there. So why pretend otherwise?

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