[O God it's going to be one of those days, isn't it?]
ITEM: Michael Schwartz, chief of staff to Sen. Tom Coburn (R-OK) informs the Values Voter Summit that “All pornography is homosexual pornography, because all pornography turns your sexual drive inwards.”
In other words, masturbation is no different from gay sex. Well of course. Plus, there’s all those close-ups of penises in the blowjob scenes.
He also figures it’s good to tell pre-adolescents this because they’re very homophobic at that age:
It is my observation that boys of that age have less tolerance for homosexuality than just about any other class of people. They speak badly about homosexuality. And that’s because they don’t want to be that way. They don’t want to fall into it.
So tell ‘em Playboy will make you gay and they’ll never want to look at a picture of a naked woman again.
Values!
Apparently all this was part of a track at the summit on “masculinism” – like feminism, but for guys.
No word on whether the topic of women talking in church came up.
I could go on, but Rachel Maddow has it covered.
A lot of this is business as usual, but as has been pointed out by others, these are the people turning up at the anti-Obama protests that Republicans are embracing more than ever because they’re under the impression that anyone who opposes a Democrat president can’t be all bad. Whether this means the crackpot fringe is being pulled into the mainstream or the GOP is being pulled to the fringe, I’m not yet sure.
Either way, the GOP’s chances of decoupling itself from the Jesus Batshit Hysteria Train are getting slimmer all the time. Which should make the 2012 race very entertaining indeed. I’d like to see the “porn makes you gay” question come up at a debate, just so one candidate could say, “Okay, in the first place, where do you get this bullshit, and second of all, even if yr right, so fucking what?”
Ha ha. Just kidding. No one’s going to say that. Unless I throw my hat in the ring.
Not that I’m making any official announcement. But I wouldn’t rule it out.
Glad to be gay,
This is dF
ITEM: Michael Schwartz, chief of staff to Sen. Tom Coburn (R-OK) informs the Values Voter Summit that “All pornography is homosexual pornography, because all pornography turns your sexual drive inwards.”
In other words, masturbation is no different from gay sex. Well of course. Plus, there’s all those close-ups of penises in the blowjob scenes.
He also figures it’s good to tell pre-adolescents this because they’re very homophobic at that age:
It is my observation that boys of that age have less tolerance for homosexuality than just about any other class of people. They speak badly about homosexuality. And that’s because they don’t want to be that way. They don’t want to fall into it.
So tell ‘em Playboy will make you gay and they’ll never want to look at a picture of a naked woman again.
Values!
Apparently all this was part of a track at the summit on “masculinism” – like feminism, but for guys.
Abstract:
Feminism has wreaked havoc on marriage, women, children and men. It is time to redress the disorder it has wrought and that must start with getting the principles and ideals for a new “masculinism” right. Such a “masculinism” will have its dovetailing counterpart in a new “feminism” for they mutually define each other and, in nature, are meant to be complementary. This panel will begin this exploration.
Feminism has wreaked havoc on marriage, women, children and men. It is time to redress the disorder it has wrought and that must start with getting the principles and ideals for a new “masculinism” right. Such a “masculinism” will have its dovetailing counterpart in a new “feminism” for they mutually define each other and, in nature, are meant to be complementary. This panel will begin this exploration.
No word on whether the topic of women talking in church came up.
I could go on, but Rachel Maddow has it covered.
A lot of this is business as usual, but as has been pointed out by others, these are the people turning up at the anti-Obama protests that Republicans are embracing more than ever because they’re under the impression that anyone who opposes a Democrat president can’t be all bad. Whether this means the crackpot fringe is being pulled into the mainstream or the GOP is being pulled to the fringe, I’m not yet sure.
Either way, the GOP’s chances of decoupling itself from the Jesus Batshit Hysteria Train are getting slimmer all the time. Which should make the 2012 race very entertaining indeed. I’d like to see the “porn makes you gay” question come up at a debate, just so one candidate could say, “Okay, in the first place, where do you get this bullshit, and second of all, even if yr right, so fucking what?”
Ha ha. Just kidding. No one’s going to say that. Unless I throw my hat in the ring.
Not that I’m making any official announcement. But I wouldn’t rule it out.
Glad to be gay,
This is dF
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on 2009-09-23 04:20 am (UTC)no subject
on 2009-09-23 01:47 pm (UTC)Sooo.....how would these geniuses explain my lesbain self, I wonder.