AM I PINK ENOUGH FOR YOU?

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ITEM [via YesButNoButYes]: More proof that if you can think of it, you can get it on the Internet: labia lipstick.



The pitch:

My New Pink Button (tm) is a temporary dye to restore the youthful pink color back to your labia. There is no other product like it. This patent pending formula was designed by a female certified Paramedical Esthetician after she discovered her own genital color loss. While looking online for a solution she discovered thousands of other women asking the same questions regarding their color loss.

Comes in four (4) colors: Marilyn, Bettie, Ginger, and Audrey.

I am not a gynecologist, nor do I claim to be an expert on female genitalia. But I was completely unaware that this was a problem for anyone, much less one that needed solving.

But I’m a guy, so what do I know?

Anyway, there’s a fun (and SFW) product review here, which I recommend for the JPG of the instructions, which – you may notice – warns that this is an “Adult Novelty” product that hasn’t been cleared by the FDA.

Also, it is not intended for use by children.

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