AM I PINK ENOUGH FOR YOU?
Feb. 13th, 2010 01:41 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
defrogITEM [via YesButNoButYes]: More proof that if you can think of it, you can get it on the Internet: labia lipstick.
The pitch:
My New Pink Button (tm) is a temporary dye to restore the youthful pink color back to your labia. There is no other product like it. This patent pending formula was designed by a female certified Paramedical Esthetician after she discovered her own genital color loss. While looking online for a solution she discovered thousands of other women asking the same questions regarding their color loss.
Comes in four (4) colors: Marilyn, Bettie, Ginger, and Audrey.
I am not a gynecologist, nor do I claim to be an expert on female genitalia. But I was completely unaware that this was a problem for anyone, much less one that needed solving.
But I’m a guy, so what do I know?
Anyway, there’s a fun (and SFW) product review here, which I recommend for the JPG of the instructions, which – you may notice – warns that this is an “Adult Novelty” product that hasn’t been cleared by the FDA.
Also, it is not intended for use by children.
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The pitch:
My New Pink Button (tm) is a temporary dye to restore the youthful pink color back to your labia. There is no other product like it. This patent pending formula was designed by a female certified Paramedical Esthetician after she discovered her own genital color loss. While looking online for a solution she discovered thousands of other women asking the same questions regarding their color loss.
Comes in four (4) colors: Marilyn, Bettie, Ginger, and Audrey.
I am not a gynecologist, nor do I claim to be an expert on female genitalia. But I was completely unaware that this was a problem for anyone, much less one that needed solving.
But I’m a guy, so what do I know?
Anyway, there’s a fun (and SFW) product review here, which I recommend for the JPG of the instructions, which – you may notice – warns that this is an “Adult Novelty” product that hasn’t been cleared by the FDA.
Also, it is not intended for use by children.
Push the button,
This is dF
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on 2010-02-12 08:12 pm (UTC)no subject
on 2010-02-13 05:38 am (UTC)I'm not trying to be crude or funny (ok, maybe a little funny), but what about the taste? I mean, from what I hear it's hard enough to get majority of the male population to "return the favor", is yet another roadblock needed?
Not to mention the conversations:
(drinking at the watering hole)
Male 1: Dude, so, are you into Shelly or what?
Male 2: I don't know. Her pussy isn't pink enough.
Male 1: *spittake*