CHICKS DIG JERKS: THE ALBUM
Feb. 13th, 2010 10:42 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
defrogSo you may have heard that Valentine’s Day is coming up. You may also have sensed – especially if you’ve been following Team Frog’s activities long enough – that we’re not that crazy about VD as a commercially sanctioned multi-billion-dollar exercise in saccharine sentimentality, emotional blackmail and blunt-force trauma disguised as a holiday.
But then I’ll be spending this VD – which, incidentally, also coincides with the Chinese New Year and will not do so again for another 38 years – on a 15-hour long-haul flight to Barcelona for a business trip, so I would say that, wouldn’t I?
Anyway, every year Team Def endeavors to bring balance to the Force with our annual critique of Valentine’s Day – in the form of an illegal music podcast full of songs that aren’t written by Dianne Warren or that guy from OneRepublic. Because it’s tradition. And because it’s not fair to let![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
bedsitter23 do all the work.
This year is no different. Which means free tunes for you. Yr so lucky.
Terribly Fr0g Productions presents:
Download now and you’ll get 15 fabulous songs full of heartbreak, adultery, greed, treachery, alcoholism, domestic violence, math analogies, treacherous robots, demon women, betrayal and covert surveillance! With bonus tips on how to pick up chicks in a museum in Cleveland!
TRACK LISTING
1. How to pick up chicks Part 1 (1:17)
2. Fluffy, “I Wanna Be Your Lush” (2:36)
3. Social Distortion, “Dear Lover” (4:44)
4. Black Sabbath, “Country Girl” (4:03)
5. How to pick up chicks Part 2 (1:00)
6. Bill Hicks, “Chicks Dig Jerks” (4:47)
7. Tony Joe White, “Don't Steal My Love” (3:54)
8. Calexico, “The Ballad of Cable Hogue” (3:29)
9. How to pick up chicks Part 3 (1:04)
10. Bonnie Owens, “A Dear John Letter” (2:36)
11. Stan Freberg, “John And Marsha” (3:24)
12. Arthur ‘Guitar Boogie’ Smith, “I'm Afraid Of Wimmin” (2:26)
13. How to pick up chicks Part 4 (0:45)
14. Mickey & Sylvia, “No Good Lover” (2:57)
15. Glenn Barber, “Shadow My Baby” (2:02)
16. Glenda Collins, “Something I've Got To Tell You” (2:41)
17. How to pick up chicks Part 5 (0:41)
18. Hanson Brothers, “My Girlfriend's a Robot” (2:02)
19. Supernova, “Math” (2:18)
20. Teen Idols, “20 Below” (2:43)
As usual, you have two download options available:
For a folder of individual DRM-free MP3 files + artwork [52.89MB], click here
For an exclusive Def Mix MP3 + artwork [44.7 MB], click here.
Offer expires in seven days (or whenever Mediafire deletes them). Feel free to circulate among girlfriends, boyfriends, spouses, mistresses, paramours, lovers, mailmen, secretaries, neighbors, marriage counselors, divorce lawyers, disgraced Congressmen, defrocked priests, sex robots, MILFs, DILFs, cougars, manthers and whoever else may be on yr Valentine’s list.
FBI WARNING: If you download these files, the music industry will die and millions of people will be out of work. And it will be yr fault. Just you think about that. We’ll be by for urine samples in about an hour.
Intrigued by yr indifference,
This is dF
But then I’ll be spending this VD – which, incidentally, also coincides with the Chinese New Year and will not do so again for another 38 years – on a 15-hour long-haul flight to Barcelona for a business trip, so I would say that, wouldn’t I?
Anyway, every year Team Def endeavors to bring balance to the Force with our annual critique of Valentine’s Day – in the form of an illegal music podcast full of songs that aren’t written by Dianne Warren or that guy from OneRepublic. Because it’s tradition. And because it’s not fair to let
bedsitter23 do all the work.This year is no different. Which means free tunes for you. Yr so lucky.
Terribly Fr0g Productions presents:
Download now and you’ll get 15 fabulous songs full of heartbreak, adultery, greed, treachery, alcoholism, domestic violence, math analogies, treacherous robots, demon women, betrayal and covert surveillance! With bonus tips on how to pick up chicks in a museum in Cleveland!
TRACK LISTING
1. How to pick up chicks Part 1 (1:17)
2. Fluffy, “I Wanna Be Your Lush” (2:36)
3. Social Distortion, “Dear Lover” (4:44)
4. Black Sabbath, “Country Girl” (4:03)
5. How to pick up chicks Part 2 (1:00)
6. Bill Hicks, “Chicks Dig Jerks” (4:47)
7. Tony Joe White, “Don't Steal My Love” (3:54)
8. Calexico, “The Ballad of Cable Hogue” (3:29)
9. How to pick up chicks Part 3 (1:04)
10. Bonnie Owens, “A Dear John Letter” (2:36)
11. Stan Freberg, “John And Marsha” (3:24)
12. Arthur ‘Guitar Boogie’ Smith, “I'm Afraid Of Wimmin” (2:26)
13. How to pick up chicks Part 4 (0:45)
14. Mickey & Sylvia, “No Good Lover” (2:57)
15. Glenn Barber, “Shadow My Baby” (2:02)
16. Glenda Collins, “Something I've Got To Tell You” (2:41)
17. How to pick up chicks Part 5 (0:41)
18. Hanson Brothers, “My Girlfriend's a Robot” (2:02)
19. Supernova, “Math” (2:18)
20. Teen Idols, “20 Below” (2:43)
As usual, you have two download options available:
For a folder of individual DRM-free MP3 files + artwork [52.89MB], click here
For an exclusive Def Mix MP3 + artwork [44.7 MB], click here.
Offer expires in seven days (or whenever Mediafire deletes them). Feel free to circulate among girlfriends, boyfriends, spouses, mistresses, paramours, lovers, mailmen, secretaries, neighbors, marriage counselors, divorce lawyers, disgraced Congressmen, defrocked priests, sex robots, MILFs, DILFs, cougars, manthers and whoever else may be on yr Valentine’s list.
FBI WARNING: If you download these files, the music industry will die and millions of people will be out of work. And it will be yr fault. Just you think about that. We’ll be by for urine samples in about an hour.
Intrigued by yr indifference,
This is dF
