SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE?

[defrog]

ITEM: In Wisconsin, a man is accused of repeatedly shocking a male dance instructor with a stun gun, claiming the instructor was a "sinner" who "defiles married women".

The story speaks for itself. The best part is this sentence:

A Dane County prosecutor says 59-year-old Kevin Johnson of Baraboo hastily arranged a dance lesson at the instructor's Madison home and showed up with a stun gun and sledgehammer last Friday.

Put yr right foot out,

This is dF