I’LL MARRY YOU AND SHAG YOU AS WE JUMP OFF A CLIFF

[defrog]

So there’s this meme that goes like this:

1) Comment to this and I will give you three people.
2) Post this meme with your answers.
3) Provide pictures and the names of the three people I gave you.
4) Label which you would marry, shag, and throw off a cliff.

I’ve seen this meme before, and only really agreed to do it just to see which names darkbay  would assign me.

Here they are:

1) Sheri Moon



2) Dita Von Teese



3) Susan Sarandon (left)



And here are my answers:

MARRY: None

Partially because I’d have to explain to my current wife why there’s a new woman living with us, but I realize that’s not in the spirit of the meme. Still, the problem is that I seriously can’t imagine any of them being marriage material – not for me, anyway. Maybe Susan Sarandon, but I’m afraid we’d end up arguing politics all the time.

SHAG: All three. At once.

Well, yes. C’mon. As long as we’re fantasizing that I would be in that kind of opportunity in the first place.

But okay, if I had to pick one, it’d be Dita Von Teese. Because she knows what I like.

THROW OFF A CLIFF: None

I don’t throw people off cliffs. Not even metaphorically. Well, Fox News employees, maybe. Or the judging panel of any reality talent show. But if I had to pick one, I guess I’d go with Sheri Moon, but only because I don’t really know much about her apart from being Mrs Rob Zombie (and no, I’ve never seen any of his films). So I don’t have an opinion on her (apart from the shagging bit).

PRODUCTION NOTE: I cheated, yes. Sorry. I never was good at following instructions. Speaking of which, feel free to ignore Instruction #1. Because you may not be able to deal with the options I give you.

Always a bridesmaid but never a bride,

This is dF