THEN FRANK PERFORMED A MODERN DANCE IN JOE’S BIKINI TIGHTS

[defrog]

The wonderful thing about the Internet is that if you can think of it – no matter how far-fetched – it’s there.

For example, a masked man performing an interpretive dinner dance.

A dance that includes pouring condiments on his head and stuffing a chicken down his American-flag Speedos.

Set to accordian and bagpipe music.

For an audience of senior citizens who eat dinner as he dances.

We have that.

Watch on YouTube

[Via Robert Popper]

It has to be seen to be believed.

And that’s just Part 1. Part 2 is here. And there are five parts in total.

CRITICISM: It’s outrageous, of course – I hate to see someone waste perfectly good food like that.

On the other hand, is this really any worse than the average act on America’s Got Talent? Or anything produced by Simon Cowell? I mean, which would you rather watch – this or Jedward?

Keep fucking that chicken,

This is dF

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