YOU DON'T LOVE ME YET
May. 10th, 2010 10:38 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
defrogPeople often ask me what's my secret to wooing women. It's actually easier than you think. It's a simple three-step process:
1. Get a guitar.
2. Serenade her while she’s changing clothes in the ladies dressing room.
3. Be Elvis Presley.
Observe.
It's Monday. Good morning.
The gentleman needs a psychiatrist (and a towel),
This is dF
1. Get a guitar.
2. Serenade her while she’s changing clothes in the ladies dressing room.
3. Be Elvis Presley.
Observe.
It's Monday. Good morning.
The gentleman needs a psychiatrist (and a towel),
This is dF
