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People often ask me what's my secret to wooing women. It's actually easier than you think. It's a simple three-step process:

1. Get a guitar.

2. Serenade her while she’s changing clothes in the ladies dressing room.

3. Be Elvis Presley.

Observe.



It's Monday. Good morning.

The gentleman needs a psychiatrist (and a towel),

This is dF

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