BIKINI GIRLS WITH MACHINE GUNS
Jul. 5th, 2010 10:45 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
defrogPRODUCTION NOTE (because some people have asked): The LJ icon you see comes from AllAmericanBikini.com, which sells patriotically naughty beachwear. Which I mention partly because I find the idea of patriotic naughty beachwear amusing – especially considering how some of the loudest patriots in America feel about naughtiness in general – but mainly because the site also has a Self-Defense section.
The funny thing is that a section marketing fear and paranoia doesn’t seem out of place on a site that sells US Flag swimwear.
It’d be more perfect if they sold guns, which they don’t. But they do sell BB guns, pepper spray, stun guns, screech alarms and telephone voice changers – everything a fun-loving thong babe needs for a weekend road trip to the beach.
Res ipsa loquitur.
Dangerous curves,
This is dF
Criminals, robbers, rapists, attackers, muggers, creeps, highjackers, car jackers, home invasions, terrorists, and it seems like danger is always nearby. A woman is raped every 6 minutes in the US. Where does it end? The world is a dangerous place for you and your family. Are you ready? Be prepared. Defend yourself with self defense systems and disaster protection products. They are inexpensive but effective. Be better prepared and safer with your own self defense!
The funny thing is that a section marketing fear and paranoia doesn’t seem out of place on a site that sells US Flag swimwear.
It’d be more perfect if they sold guns, which they don’t. But they do sell BB guns, pepper spray, stun guns, screech alarms and telephone voice changers – everything a fun-loving thong babe needs for a weekend road trip to the beach.
Res ipsa loquitur.
Dangerous curves,
This is dF
