I AM THE NEW DAN BROWN. O DEATH WHERE IS THY STING?

[defrog]

There’s this Analyze Your Writing meme going around. So I entered the first chapter of my manuscript Bras From Mars. And ...

I write like
Dan Brown

I Write Like by Mémoires, Mac journal software. Analyze your writing!

Well, fuckstix.

So much for my novel-writing ambitions. I should just give up now.

But wait – how about Chapter 2 of the same manuscript?

I write like
Robert Louis Stevenson

I Write Like by Mémoires, Mac journal software. Analyze your writing!

Hum. So it's like The Da Vinci Code with pirates. And bras. 

Okay. So how about this blog?

I write like
Chuck Palahniuk

I Write Like by Mémoires, Mac journal software. Analyze your writing!

And how about my pornographic short stories?

I write like
Stephen King

I Write Like by Mémoires, Mac journal software. Analyze your writing!

I rather like this result, actually.

And if I paste all of the above at the same time?

I write like
John dEFROG

I Write Like by Mémoires, Mac journal software. Analyze your writing!

NOW we’re getting somewhere.

Nobody weird like me,

This is dF

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