STAR WARS EPISODE 7: LEIA DOES MOS EISLEY

[defrog]

Meanwhile, there’s a new Star Wars movie in the works ... from the director of Batman XXX.

According to Axel, this will be the "most expensive porn film ever made... likely to become the highest grossing too."

In addition to a full press release, Axel gave Geekscape one major piece of news: "yes, Chewbacca WILL fuck"!

Ironically, of course, Star Wars sexytime is nothing new thanks to Kevin Smith and the Internet (and I don’t just mean Leia’s metal bikini, burlesque shows, that lightsaber dildo duel video, or things like this).

Still, most of those don’t count. So why not?

Get in there you big furry oaf,

This is dF

Comments

"most expensive porn film ever made"

[nebris.livejournal.com]

I like my porn cheap and nasty.

~M~

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