Aug. 13th, 2008

defrog: (bdsm bear)
Maybe it’s because I’m tired, drunk and on deadline on the eve before I go back to work, but surely this can’t be real:

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Because if it were, surely the media would be all over this, hounding the president for his moral failings and ...

Ha ha. Just kidding. As if. Neil Cavuto will probably interview the US women’s beach volleyball team juts to ask, “So, what’s Dubya REALLY like?”

Slap my ass and call me Betsy,

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defrog: (zissou!)
When we last tuned in, our hero and his plucky bridal unit KT were forced to postpone a two-day visit to a Chinese hot spring resort due to teh typhoons. They rescheduled. On Monday, they went, they saw, they soaked. Report follows.

VENUE: Gudou Hot Spring Resort. Which looks like this.

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EXECUTIVE SUMMARY: Rain rain rain ... I see you read Spinrad ... scoring Chivas Regal in Doumen ... poolside at the hot tub disco ... buried alive in hot sand ... fish eat my toes ... I boil an egg in a hot spring ... night market noodles as my waiter enjoys a cigarette ... the Olympics, perhaps you've heard of them ... no lunatics allowed in the pool ... Chinese certatinly rice carves characters [sic] ... even in rain, I burn ...


The sun never shines on TV,

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defrog: (life quality)
One of the benefits of road trips to Guangdong is that there’s usually a fair amount of shuttle bus travel involved, which means a lot of driving through the Chinese countryside and local villages. During which I see me some stuff, most of which looks like this:

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More pics behind the mosaic. Bear in mind that all of these were shot with a Nokia 95 through the dirty window of a shuttle bus with bad shocks on varying road conditions.

I try to take pictures like this when I can to bring balance to the Force. Because there are two Chinas – the 20th Century China of rotting or unfinished buildings with people living in shotgun shacks selling whatever they can grow or get their hands on to try and get by, and the Modern 21st Century China that Beijing wants you to see on TV for as long as the Olympics are on. Both Chinas are real (not counting the special effects and overdubs that Beijing apparently resorted to for its opening ceremonies), but only one gets all the press.

Which is not to knock China’s progress. These things take time with or without a free market economy, especially in a country of 1.2 billion populated by people for whom capitalism has only existed in any meaningful form for 15 years, and spent the years before that gaming the system they had.

But I recall the time I was sitting in the rotating rooftop restaurant in a five-star hotel in Shenzhen some years ago with an Anerican telephones executive who looked out upon the urban metropolis and said, “Gee, China has advanced so much economically, it’s almost like being in any Western country.”

“You should leave the hotel sometime,” I didn’t say, but should have.

How the other half lives,

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defrog: (death trip)
I’ve only just heard about the death of Mr Isaac Hayes, and while “Shaft” is the obvious place to start, I prefer to share it in the context in which it was intended – the opening credits.


As it should be.

Also recommended: the drug-induced cover version by Fox Mulder.


And here’s the obligatory Chef tribute via Glastonbury 2002:


Shut yo mouth,

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defrog: (bettie phone)
Or, “What the Internets has been doing since I’ve been away”

1. Germany’s female police officers are being issued bullet-proof bras

2. US public still not ready to see naked ladies on TV

3. The FBI admits secretly spying on reporters

4. John Edwards blah blah blah.

5. A woman who had five pups cloned from her pit bull Booger was once accused of abducting a Mormon missionary in England, handcuffing him to a bed and making him her sex slave.

Business as usual, then.

PRODUCTION NOTE: You may have heard #4 already, although the US media being the responsible institution it is, I’m sure they’re too busy covering, oh, #3, or possibly the Russia/Georgia war to obsess over some story about another politician lying about having an affair. Because surely that’s not news. I’d rank the puppy-cloning Mormon-kidnapping dominatrix story over that one.

I could be wrong. In which case, I’m sure that the US media has been asking why, if this spells the end of Edwards’ political career (because as we all know, if you cheat of yr spouse, yr not qualified to be elected to office in America), John McCain is even running, seeing as how he did more or less the same thing 30 years ago.

That would only be fair.

BONUS MATERIAL: In case yr wondering what a bullet-proof bra looks like ([profile] puffdoggydaddy).

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Not exactly a Madonna special, or a metal bikini. Apparently that’s the point – bras with wires or plastic bits can fragment under the impact of a bullet. (Obviously you would be wearing a bullet-proof vest over it.)

Otherwise, it looks like a basic cotton bra to me. Still, is it just me, or is that “Polizei” logo kinda hot?

Arrest me,

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