MY GUN, IT IS SHINY

By order of isis_lives , because you’ve been asking yrselves this very question about me:

Yes, in fact, I DO have three nipples.

You have a reputation for always getting what you want. You may look as cool as a cucumber but you find it hard to hide your lust for absolute power. Yet there are times when you show human emotions: you like to mix business with pleasure – just like James Bond.

I approve this result. The Man With The Golden Gun was the last decent James Bond film with Roger Moore in it. Plus, I get to be Christoper Lee, which kicks ass. And of course, it’s the only Bond film to take place partly in Hong Kong, where I live.

FUN FACT #1: I’ve been to the island in Thailand where they shot the scenes for Scaramanga’s hideout.

FUN FACT #2: I’ve never been to the Bottoms Up Club in Hong Kong, which also appears in the film. I know where it is, but it’s not even in the same location as the film anymore anyway, so what’s the point?

FUN FACT #3: I was disappointed to find out when I arrived in HK in 1996 that the wreck of the RMS Queen Elizabeth had been dismantled shortly after the film came out.

FUN FACT #4: Roger Moore was in Hong Kong last week about a block away from my office. He was signing copies of his new autobio. I didn’t go see him, no. I didn’t want to feel obligated to by a copy. Now if it’d been Sean Connery ...

Number one with a bullet,

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THAT 70s KID'S MAGAZINE

Dynamite Week continues, and if yr my age (which would make you the same age as Slash, Famke Janssen and Sherilyn Fenn), when you hear the word “dynamite” the third thing* you think of is, “that magazine from Scholastic Book Services”.

Like so.





Yes. It didn’t get much cooler than this in Fifth Grade. Retrocrush proves it with this fine covers gallery.

I know what yr thinking: “What about Tiger Beat?”

What about it? Did Tiger Beat have Chewbacca and Shaun Cassidy ON THE SAME F***ING COVER?



They did not. Fuck Tiger Beat.

*ADDENDUM: The first two things you think of when you hear the word "dynamite", of course, are (1) Looney Tunes and (2) that guy in the icon box.

Teenage kicks,

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