MORE SENSELESS ACTS OF BLOGGERY

By today’s standards, anyway.



[Via Donner Party Of One]

Seriously. If Ernie Bushmiller drew this today, half of America’s newspapers would refuse to carry it and he’d be put on an FBI watchlist.

But then aren’t we all?

Blow up yr school,

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[Via Televandalist]

Blow up yr video,

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[Via Biscuits For Smut]

Breathe,

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Yr Movie Plot Terrors headline of the day:




Would you like to see it blow up on television?



I’m sure the kid who left it there is in for a big surprise.

"Let that be a lesson to you youngsters: put yr toys away or the police will come and blow them up!"

Key eyewitness quote:


And that’s how we lost the War On Terrors.

Dangerous toys,

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Glommed from drhoz , here’s the most awesome thing yr going to see on the Interwub today: toy cars exploding in slow-motion.



Admit it: when you seven, you dreamed of being able to do this.

My only criticism is the music. Personally, I’d have gone for L’Trimm.

Or at least a L’Trimm/Gary Numan/Beatles mash-up.



We like the boom,

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Good morning, heathens.

Ann Margret brings toys.



[Via Sugar And Spice]

Boom goes the dynamite,

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I have to check out of the hotel in 45 minutes, and I’m not sure if I’ll be back on the Internets before close of business today, so here’s today’s installment for Dynamite Week:

The greatest fashion shop name ever: Sexy Dynamite London.



What’s better is that it’s not actually in London, but Tokyo (specifically, the ultra-trendy Harajuku district, which invented every Japanese schoolgirl fashion trend you can think of). It’s basically riffing off Vivienne Westwood’s 70s punk fashion heyday, only – as is standard operating procedure in Tokyo when appropriating Western pop culture – turning all the knobs to 11.

Sample ensemble:



I love it. But then I own a copy of Japanese Schoolgirl Inferno, so I would say that, wouldn’t I?

That’s not punk,

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I’m spending the rest of Dynamite Week in Singapore, by the way. And it’s turning out to be far busier than I anticipated, so in case you haven’t seen this already, here’s what happens when you try to move a dead whale off a beach with 20 cases of dynamite.


Hint: flying whale steak bombs.

This is classic Interwebs right here.

I think we need more dynamite,

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By the way, it’s Dynamite Week here at Team Def.

It started, of course, with yesterday’s Black Dynamite trailer, though we didn’t realize we were kicking off a week’s worth of dynamite posts, until we came across this last night at 2am:



Which is just too awesome not to post.

DISCLAIMER: I’ve never read PG Wodehouse. I’m told I should. If his books came with covers like this, I probably would have tried him already. I’ll get to him one day, I’m sure.

Anyway, it’s seven days of dynamite posts for you. Aren’t you lucky?

PRODUCTION NOTE: There will be NO Napoleon Dynamite posts during Dynamite Week, primarily because I’ve never seen the movie, except for that clip. It’s also too easy, which is why the only JJ Walker you’ll be seeing is in the icon box. Unless I find the legendary “Dynamite Homecoming” flyer of 1991, of course.

Watch me explode,

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