BETTER BLOWJOBS THROUGH DENTISTRY

Behold the awesome power of science and entrepreneurship:



O my, what WILL they think of next?

What does it do, you ask? It’s basically a teeth shield with a mini-vibrator glued on (for EXTRA pleasure). The vibrating bullet also means that the gentleman can also use it to give his good lady wife the oral pleasure as well.

All that and SexTarts® for $27.95 + shipping and handling.

Explanation and the story of “how I, Dr Joe, DDS, invented the BlowGuard” here, and recommended for all yr comedy needs today.

My favorite factoid (apart from the dentistry connection): the vibrator lasts “30 to 45 minutes”. Fair enough, but does anyone want to give (or receive) oral sex for 45 minutes?

Yr answers in the space provided below, please.

Also available: a demonstration video.

WARNING: The video is short but 100% NSFW in every sense of the term. So if you don’t watch hardcore porn videos regularly, yr in for a treat. Or a shock, whichever applies.

Blow by blow,

This is hardcore dF

HEY MAN, DID SOMEBODY LOSE A DALEK?

One for the Doctor Who fans out there:

ITEM: Volunteers clearing up a pond near Beaulieu, Hants in the UK discover a Dalek buried in the mud.



Evidently, the BBC did some location filming in the area for the show in the 70s during the Jon Pertwee era, and in the 80s during the Colin Baker era.

Or, perhaps, a wayward Dalek scout from a botched recon mission?

FUN FACT: Rule 34 applies to Daleks too, you know. The BBC was not amused. Rare and illegal (and terribly NSFW) footage of Daleks having sex with abducted disco babes behind this link.

Yes, I know, it's been that kind of weekend.

Daleks of love,

This is dF

MY BUDGET’S BIGGER THAN YR GOD

As I’ve stated before, I am not an economist, but seeing as how Republicans are going out of their way to bash President Obama’s stimulus bill and budget as the most evil things to ever be passed by a govt since Stalin – and you Americans in America will be hearing more of that on the Sunday talk shows later today, I’m sure – I thought I’d pass on a few helpful tips in case yr relatives, neighbors or co-workers come up to you tomorrow and go, “SEE? You voted for that evil bastard! When the country goes bankrupt and yr children are forced to become gay Communists, it’ll be ALL YR FAULT!”

CLAIM: Some Americans who make over $250,000 a year are brainstorming ways to decrease their pay in an attempt to avoid paying higher taxes under Obama’s tax increase on the $250k bracket, on the premise that they’ll have more take-home pay after taxes if they stay below the $250k threshhold.

FACT: According to mathematician Mark C. Chu-Carroll, this would only work if the tax increase applied to the entire base rate – which it doesn’t. The increase only applies to money made over the $250,000 mark. He does the math.

CLAIM: On “FOX News Sunday” on March 1, Republican Rep. Paul Ryan told host Chris Wallace that “more than half of the people who pay these higher taxes are the small businesses of America.” Indiana Rep. Mike Pence echoed that claim, telling Bloomberg News that about half of those who make $250,000 are small-business owners.

FACT: According to FactCheck, they’re guessing. The available stats on people making over $250k doesn’t make it clear how many are small businesses. On the other hand, that arguably doesn’t matter because the vast majority of individuals who report business income or losses are not making upwards of $200,000 a year. In fact, only 2% of all those reporting business income in 2009 will earn enough to fall in the top two brackets.

CLAIM: On “FOX News Sunday” on March 1, Sen. Jon Kyl of Arizona criticizes the Obama budget, saying it “adds more debt to our country’s future than all of the debt from 1789 when George Washington was president right up through Franklin Roosevelt and - and Lyndon Johnson and George W. Bush. In other words, in just the 10 years of this budget, we will have more than doubled the debt of the United States of America from its 220-year history.”

FACT: According to FactCheck, leaving aside the fact that the US has been in debt since 1791 (apart from a couple of years in the Jackson administration), it’s true that Obama’s budget will almost double the national public debt by 2019. However, it’s not as unprecedented as Kyl makes out. At least two other presidents have done it. George W Bush nearly doubled the debt during his term. Ronald Reagan nearly tripled it. And Reagan is a fiscal conservative’s wet dream.

DISCLAIMER: Did I mention I am not an economist? Not that it matters, since you can’t get two economists to agree on any of this anyway. But I know a blithering idiot when I see one, and the only one who doesn’t work for Fox News is Lou Dobbs.

Cashing out,

This is dF

MONEY: LOTS OF IT, ON FILM AND IN THE STUDIO

Incidentally, if that last post was a little heavy for Sunday, I probably could have got the same point across by posting this:

Pretty much sums up the entire issue, doesn’t it?

The butchness of a banker,

This is dF