ADAM WEST? CLOSE PERSONAL FRIEND OF MINE

It’s Monday, and you want – you NEED – pop-culture cheesecake, but I’m a bit pressed for time due to work obligations.

So you’ll have to settle for Cesar Romero chatting up a Playboy bunny.



PRODUCTION NOTE: Next week probably won’t be much better. But don’t worry. I’ll make it up to you.

The Joker’s Wild,

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24 WAYS A PANDA CAN KILL YOU

Did I ever show you the t-shirt that the bridal unit bought me at the big kung fu show in Beijing? The one with pandas demonstrating 24 Postures Of Taijiquan?

No?

Well, here it is.



I like this.

The kung fu show in question is this one. She says I would have liked it.

So does the Deputy Irish Ambassador to China: “This show is more energetic than River Dance.”

I believe it. Plus, no one is scared of you if you say, “Don’t mess with me punk. I know River Dance!”

Pushing paws,

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