MEGASHARK VS GIANT JELLYFISH

Yr dream lede of the day:



Soon to be a major motion picture starring Debbie Gibson.

Beware the jellyfish,

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WHY ARE US COURTS HIDING THE TRUTH ABOUT BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA?

Somehow I missed this, but anyway:

ITEM: A US district court judge dismisses a lawsuit involving Orly Taitz seeking to have President Obama removed from office because he is not a natural born citizen of the United States.

Some choice quotes from Judge David O. Carter:

Plaintiffs’ counsel has favored rhetoric seeking to arouse the emotions and prejudices of her followers rather than the language of a lawyer seeking to present arguments through cogent legal reasoning.

Plaintiffs have attacked the judiciary, including every prior court that has dismissed their claim, as unpatriotic and even treasonous for refusing to grant their requests and for adhering to the terms of the Constitution which set forth its jurisdiction.

Respecting the constitutional role and jurisdiction of this Court is not unpatriotic. Quite the contrary, this Court considers commitment to that constitutional role to be the ultimate reflection of patriotism.

The inclusion of the First Lady in this lawsuit, considering she holds no constitutional office, is baffling.

Trust Orly Taitz to get an activist judge in Obama’s pocket.

Well, at least he didn’t fine her 20 grand for wasting the court’s time. Not that she’d pay it, of course.

In related news, Taitz is now organizing a protest in NYC against Bill O’Reilly for refusing to interview her.

Give ‘em enough rope,

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WHY IS BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA IGNORING THE GREAT AL-QAEDA SQUIRREL THREAT?

ITEM: Terrorists are systematically sabotaging America’s electrical grid by recruiting squirrels.

Go here for a long list of incidents this yea alone demonstrating the Great Al-Qaeda Squirrel Threat.

Why is Barack Hussein Obama letting this happen? Because his middle name is Hussein, that’s why. Also, he’s a foreigner from Chicago. And you know what they’re like.

WARNING: This is satire. Notice how I have to point this out.

Nuts to you,

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DEF KL ENTRAPMENT TOUR 2009, PART 1: ON THE INSIDE

For those of you who doubt I’m in Kuala Lumpur, here’s the view outside my window.



Them’s the Petronas Towers. As seen in the film Entrapment. Sean Connery and Catherine Zeta-Jones not included.

You’ll be seeing more of them throughout this series, as I’m not likely to be going anywhere else in KL, thanks to my punishing work ethic. Indeed, I’ve been lucky to get out of the hotel at all. I’ll only be getting out tomorrow because I have to go to another conference in a different hotel.

Probably as well. It’s been raining for much of my limited free time anyway.

You envy me, I know.

Inside man,

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