I’LL BE WITH YOU IN A MOMENT

Good morning. It’s Monday. Hopefully yr weekend went something like this.



Stretching it out,

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THEY CAN TAKE AWAY MY BLOWJOBS WHEN THEY PRY THEM FROM MY COLD DEAD FINGERS

Or, “Reasons I will never, EVER vote Republican #29,472”.

For those of you who have recently signed up for Team Def, I probably should have mentioned early on that some posts will be political ... and they may not always be in line with yr own political beliefs, seeing as how I don’t support any political party.

This is because I generally regard all politicians with suspicion and rank their importance somewhere on the same level as Vaudeville comedians (ask yr grandparents) and professional wrestlers. I do take political issues seriously (or at least the ones worth taking seriously), but not necessarily the politicians arguing about them. Which basically means I will give either side a hard time if they do something silly/annoying/reprehensible.

However ...

Whilst I don’t have any particular reverence for the Democratic Party, it’s safe to say the chances of me joining the Republican Party these days are as close to zero as makes no odds.

And here’s why.



Okay, it’s not the ONLY reason. And I realize technically this is just Texas (except for the OMG Gay Marriage part), and that this is just one plank in a broader platform.

But even if the other planks were good ones, this plank is a dealbreaker for me. I can’t take any political party seriously that’s so afeared of Teh Gayz that they’ll reinstate bans on blowjobs and buttsecks to stop them, especially a party that also presumes to lecture me on the dangers of intrusive Big Govt. And don’t get me started on outlawing strip clubs and porn.

Truth be told, I’d be embarrassed to vote Republican at this point. Seriously.

Get out of my bedroom,

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GAY PRIDE AND PREJUDICE AND ZOMBIES, PART 2: HE GIVES ME HEAD

It’s Gay Pride Week. Why not celebrate with an obscure 70s punk song about gay teenage heartbreak?

PRODUCTION NOTE: Not to be confused with the J-pop song by Hitomi Takahashi.

Gonna make you be a girl,

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YOU CAN AFFORD A CAR TELEPHONE

Remember when this was the future of mobile phones?



Call me,

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