MY LITTLE PONY BOMB

Yr Movie Plot Terrors headline of the day:

Members of the Orange County Sheriff's Office Bomb Squad blew up a 2-foot-high stuffed pony on Tuesday.

Neighbors said the placement of the stuffed toy made it appear suspicious to them.

The toy was found in a cul-de-sac next to a park near Waterbridge Elementary.

Would you like to see it blow up on television?

I’m sure the kid who left it there is in for a big surprise.

"Let that be a lesson to you youngsters: put yr toys away or the police will come and blow them up!"

Key eyewitness quote:

“... My mind started racing with all the terror threats and all the crazy people in the world, how crazy it potentially could have gotten," eyewitness Scott Kilwine said.

And that’s how we lost the War On Terrors.

Dangerous toys,

This is dF

FABIO IS THE ULTIMATE HUMAN WEAPON

Okay, technically it’s Frank Zagarino. Whatever.

And yes, that’s David Carradine haunting you from beyond the grave.

Point and shoot,

This is dF