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I promised you a giant monkey driving a New York taxi.
Here you are.
Courtesy of this restaurant in Iluma. If you’ve been to Ruby Tuesday’s, you have a fair idea of what’s on the menu. I had the Chicago Dog. It had ketchup on it, which is Epic Fail in the hot dog business, and grounds for disproportionate violence if you actually happen to be from Chicago.
But (1) I have enough experience with regional interpretations of Western food that I never seriously expected it to be a proper Chicago hot dog in the first place – I ordered more out of curiosity, and (2) I’m not from Chicago, so I didn’t really feel entitled to challenge the manager to a fistfight*.
*DISCLAIMER: All Chicago jokes are told with the greatest respect for both the city of Chicago and its residents, some of whom read this blog and are fine upstanding people who don’t beat up restaurant managers that don’t know how to make a proper hot dog, and are also known for their grand sense of humor. Please don’t hit me.**
** Humor.
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Hold the ketchup,
This is dF
Here you are.
Courtesy of this restaurant in Iluma. If you’ve been to Ruby Tuesday’s, you have a fair idea of what’s on the menu. I had the Chicago Dog. It had ketchup on it, which is Epic Fail in the hot dog business, and grounds for disproportionate violence if you actually happen to be from Chicago.
But (1) I have enough experience with regional interpretations of Western food that I never seriously expected it to be a proper Chicago hot dog in the first place – I ordered more out of curiosity, and (2) I’m not from Chicago, so I didn’t really feel entitled to challenge the manager to a fistfight*.
*DISCLAIMER: All Chicago jokes are told with the greatest respect for both the city of Chicago and its residents, some of whom read this blog and are fine upstanding people who don’t beat up restaurant managers that don’t know how to make a proper hot dog, and are also known for their grand sense of humor. Please don’t hit me.**
** Humor.
Up next: Copyright infringement in a cup!
Hold the ketchup,
This is dF
