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If you had told me last week that I would soon be receiving an invite to a virtual summit in Singapore to hear former Guns'n'Roses drummer Matt Sorum talking about his involvement in developing a COVID-19 vaccine using blockchain, I'd have said:

"F*** it, it's 2020, why not?"


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DISCLAIMER: Not to put Matt Sorum down, or to imply that rock drummers can't do anything besides rock-drum. If he's helping with vaccine development, great, and more power to him. 

I just wasn't expecting to see the words "Guns'n'Roses", "drummer", "blockchain", "COVID-19" and "vaccine" all in a single sentence.

You ain't the first,

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The big local news is the passing of Lee Kuan Yew, whom most people in the US have never heard of. You can read probably the best summary of his life and times here, but the short version is this:

He founded the modern nation of Singapore, ruled it for four decades, and single-handedly transformed it from a podunk island in southeast Asia into one of the most successful economies not only in Asia, but the world. And all he had to do to accomplish that was curtail personal freedom, control the media, cane wrongdoers and generally stifle anyone who didn’t like the way he was running things. Now his son runs the joint. And the people love him for it.

Mostly.

Anyway, I’m not particularly a fan – I’m not from Singapore and he was a little before my time in Asia. But I do have a few comments:

1. All of this will seem foreign and weird to anyone who grew up with the idea of liberty and democracy and so on. But Lee is essentially the modern model of a benevolent dictator – not as ruthless as Fidel Castro or as batshit insane as Kim Jong-Il, but with the same strong-willed vision to lead his country to greatness. You may not approve of his methods. But it’s hard to argue with the results.

(To clarify: Singapore is a democracy in the sense that they have elections, and voting is mandatory. But that doesn't mean you have to play fair, especially when you already have control of the govt.)

2. William Gibson once described Singapore as “Disneyland with the death penalty”. Having traveled there on a regular basis over the last 19 years, I can verify that assessment. I can also tell you that for all the propaganda about social harmony, there is discontent simmering here and there, whether it's based on economic factors, race differences, ideology or whatever. Sooner or later I think that's going to backfire on the govt, if only because sociopolitical stability in any country usually has a limited shelf life, though you can stretch that if you manage it properly. 

3. It’s telling that a lot of the coverage of Lee’s death here in Hong Kong is focused on (1) his accomplishments as described above and (2) his comments over the years (before and after 1997) regarding HK’s handover to China and the future of democracy. Lee understood the Central Govt’s strategy fairly well, and pointed out in several interviews and public speeches that HK’s future will always ultimately depend on what Beijing wants – and which is for HK to serve as an economic model for the rest of China, not a political model.

Put another away: Lee pointed out all the way back in 1992 that HK’s status as a Special Administrative Region expires in 2047 under the handover deal, and Beijing won’t allow HK to have any kind of political system that doesn’t conform with its plans for the rest of China by that time.

So it’s interesting that the HK media is replaying those interviews now and pointing this out as if to say to the Umbrella Movement: “The game really is rigged – time to cut yr losses, and anyway is a lack of ‘true democracy’ really such a bad thing because look at how great Singapore is doing, I mean just pretend Beijing is Lee Kuan Yew and it’ll be alright, right?”

Possibly.

4. I wouldn't say that Singapore’s benevolent-dictatorship-disguised-as-democracy model is suitable for other countries, especially America. But it does get me to thinking about the concept of term limits.

One of the tradeoffs of the 22nd Amendment (the one that limits Presidents to two terms) is that no President has the time to execute a long-term vision, which results in short-sighted strategies, or at least long-term strategies that can be derailed or dismantled by the next POTUS before they have a chance to work. If no POTUS really thinks beyond the next election cycle, is it really possible – or desirable – to move forward without knowing what your destination is, let alone how to get there or even where the map is? And if a POTUS had the ability to execute a strategy over the four decades that Lee had, would we be further along than we are?

Hard to say. It depends on the POTUS, of course. Liberals shudder at the idea of 20 years of George W Bush or Nixon, and conservatives shudder at the idea of Clinton and Obama even getting one term, let alone four or five. (Christopher Buckley’s Supreme Courtship makes a nice running gag about this, with Republicans in the story moving to limit presidents to one term just to prevent the sitting Democrat POTUS from running for re-election.)

Anyway, America has done okay with two-term presidents pre- and post 22A. And historically the public gets sick of Presidents after eight years anyway, so future FDRs would be rare even without the 22A. That said, with political debate in America increasingly polarized and framed as a winner-takes-all proposition, where the objective is to seize control from the Evil Opposition permanently and prevent them from winning ever again(for the good of the country), maybe it’s better to have a 22A than to not.

In fact, applying it to Congress might not be such a bad idea, either.

And that’s all I got on Lee Kuan Yew.

Someone to rule us,

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I have been to Singapore, where the trees look like this. 





Or at least they do in Gardens By The Bay

Anyway, yes. It’s been a busy month for me – a slew of relentless and inflexible deadlines backed up against a business trip to Singapore for yet another conference that kept me busy for most of the trip. Also, the Bride traveled with me this time out, which was great, but also ate up a lot time I would have otherwise spent online trying to entertain you people. 

And not that I mind entertaining you lot, but PRIORITIES.

I’m sure you understand.

Anyway, I am now back from Singapore, and I go straight back there next Tuesday (hence the headline of this post). So you can expect some random Singapore-related posts – most of them pictures of buildings and food – for the foreseeable future.

Lucky you.

Between stops,

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I am back from Singapore.

And of course the haze started tapering off right after I left.

At least for now. We hear it’s going to remain a problem for awhile.

And of course I land in Hong Kong to find there’s a typhoon brewing offshore.



Not that it amounted to anything. We ended up with some extra rain, and that’s about it.

Anyway, on Friday I had some free time, so I did what anyone would do when the city is choked by a great Death Cloud: I went bookstore hopping.

And took a few pictures of the haze.

SINGAPORE HAZE ORCHARD 01 photo 2013-06-21102626_zps0594c2db.jpg

SINGAPORE HAZE BUGIS photo 2013-06-21083313_zps77460149.jpg SINGAPORE HAZE ORCHARD 02 photo 2013-06-21102942_zps87397eaf.jpg

SINGAPORE HAZE ORCHARD 03 photo 2013-06-21114807_zps199a3fc8.jpg

SINGAPORE HAZE VIVO CITY photo 2013-06-21122329_zps9b707d41.jpg

Yr welcome.

*koff*

That last one there? That's the cable car/bridge to Sentosa Island. You should have a clear view of it all the way to the island, which isn't all that far away. 

So anyway it's good to be back to HK where the air is cleaner. 

Which is a sentence I never expected to type.

Breathe,

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When I posted about the haze on Monday, the Pollutant Standards Index (PSI) index was around 100. 

Here’s where we are two days later.



Actually, that’s outdated. An hour later it hit 321.

Here’s what it looked like outside the Marina Bay Sands where I’ve been working this week.



Another thing I should clarify too: the fires in Sumatra that are the cause of all this are man-made. It’s the result of farmers and plantation owners in Sumatra burning crops to clear land in the dry season – which, incidentally, is not legal in Indonesia.

This has managed to spark an international row between Singapore and Indonesia. It goes like this:

Singapore: “Slash and burn is illegal in yr country so why aren’t you enforcing it?”

Indonesia: “Don’t blame us. Your companies do it too, and some of them own the plantations being burned, so don’t be so hypocritical.”

What fun!

I still have two more days before I go home.

Smoke if you got ‘em,

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I am in Singapore. 

It be hazy, on account of the forest fires in Sumatra and the wind blowing all the smoke this way.

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This happens fairly often, though it’s not always this thick. I remember years ago, it got particularly bad. I had to travel here for a few days, and the air was so full of smoke I’d get dizzy after walking outside for more than 10 minutes.

I am here for another four days.

As such, this is relevant to my interests.



Smoke in yr eyes,

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I was in Singapore last week for a few days.

And I’m going back again today for a few days.

Broadcasts will continue as normal.

Meanwhile, here’s some appropriate send-off music.





I get around, 

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I feel like Sexybear feels.

Which is to say, sexy.



[Via I Wanna Do Bad Things With You]

Mmm mmm mmm.

In possibly unrelated news, I shall be broadcasting from Singapore for the next week, effective immediately.

Bump and grind,

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I got no more Merlion material (unless you want to see his monorail).

But I do have a candid shot of a giant panda having his hands attached by assistants.

PANDA FITTING, Outside Universal Studios theme park, Sentosa, Singapore, Dec 2011

Explanation: there’s a Universal Studios theme park on Sentosa. So I assume it’s related to Kung Fu Panda.

Getting into character,

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Just like it says.

MERLION JR, 01, Sentosa, Singapore, Dec 2011

MERLION JR, 02, Sentosa, Singapore, Dec 2011

Mini-me,

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So here’s what a Merlion looks like in the daytime.

MERLION

And here’s what it looks like at night.

THE MERLION, IT LIVES 04, Mövenpick Heritage Hotel, Sentosa, Singapore, Dec 2011

Disco!

A decade ago they used to have a night show where the Merlion would shoot lasers out of its eyes across the island. I’m not sure if they still do that. I would hope so.

FUN FACT: It’s not just a statue. For a small fee you can go inside it, climb up a staircase and look out of its mouth.

Rowr,

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There’s nothing quire as amusing as typing up a post to explain why you’ve been absent from the LJ for the last few days only to discover it’s been under a DDoS attack anyway, so odds are no one noticed you were gone.

Quite.

Anyway, it’s been a busy week. I went to Singapore on another telephones-related mission, and between that and hellacious miss-them-and-yr-fired deadlines, I’ve been too swamped to even post stuff I’d written up in advance, let alone liveblog the Singapore trip.

Not that there was much to liveblog, what with all the work and deadlines and PowerPoint slides and all. There wasn’t even a Borders clearance sale to plunder (and not that I'd have had the time anyway).

But this trip I was stationed on Sentosa, Singapore’s resort island, which I’ve blogged about before (albeit briefly, as I was as super-busy on that trip as I was on this one), which means yr almost always within walking distance of a photo opportunity.

In my case, all I had to do was step outside my hotel room door.

THE MERLION, IT WATCHES 02

That is the famous Singapore Merlion (part lion, part fish) lurking over the Mövenpick Heritage Hotel.

Which beat the view from my window.

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Especially in the evening when it activates its laser eyes.

THE MERLION, IT LIVES 03, Mövenpick Heritage Hotel, Sentosa, Singapore, Dec 2011

I figure I can milk at least three more posts out of that.

Lucky you.

The merlion sleeps tonight,

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The Singapore Grand Prix is coming up later this month. And if yr like me, when you think of international motor sports, you think of Boy George.



Vrooom!

FUN FACT: Other artists on the entertainment bill include Shakira, Rick Astley, Shaggy and Linkin Park.

Also, K-Pop sensations GD&Top and Seungri.

Eclectic!

And that’s probably it for Singapore. Sorry. It’s been a busy week.

Kissing to be clever,

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Every time I turn on the TV in my hotel room, this welcome screen appears.



It’s like they don’t know I have Internet connectivity in my room.

Be our guest,

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I’m in Singapore again on telephones business.

By the wildest coincidence, the local Borders just wrapped up a massive clearance sale.

Yes, again.

This one was so big they had to stage it at the Singapore Expo. And this time, Borders really is closing down.

Which I mention because during the previous clearance sales, Borders Singapore kept insisting that its US parent’s bankruptcy issues had no effect on its operations here. But the flagship store in Wheelock Place finally closed last month, allegedly due to a rent dispute.

There’s still a branch in Parkway Palace, but locals aren’t convinced it’s going to be around much longer at this rate.

Anyway, the important thing is that I arrived here in time to go check out the sale. An argument could be made I might as well not have bothered. For a start, the Expo is pretty far away from most hotels. Also, with everything 50% off, it’s not quite the bargain that the previous sale offered.

Which is especially relevant since the selection didn’t look all that different from last time – except maybe that this time there was heavy emphasis on the works of Charlaine Harris and Janet Evanovich, for some reason. Also, if you ever had plans to open an “urban erotica” bookstore in Singapore, you’d have been all set as long as you had access to a van.

Still, at least I didn’t leave empty-handed.



Why yes, that is a detective mystery written by Chuck Barris.

DISCLAIMER: I’m fairly sure I’ve read the Modesty Blaise novel there. But that was 20 years ago, so why not?

On the cheap,

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Okay, I’m pretty much done with the Singapore updates. But as long as we’re here, and since I post pointless movie reviews anyway, I might as well tell you about the films I saw on the plane trip there and back.

The Mechanic

It says a lot that the synopsis of this in the in-flight entertainment guide was, “Jason Statham’s in it.” It also possibly says a lot that I kept thinking, “This is the kind of film Charles Bronson used to do,” until I realized that it was actually a remake of a Charles Bronson movie (albeit, to be fair, one I only saw once, and that was in the late-80s).

So yes, it’s the story of Bishop, a hitman (“mechanic”) who specializes in making hits look like accidents who is assigned to kill his mentor Harry, then decides to train Harry’s loose-cannon son Steve to become a mechanic, with Steve unaware that Bishop killed his dad. And while remakes almost always leave a bad taste in my mouth, this isn’t all that bad. True, Statham is no Bronson, but he doesn’t have to be – Statham has long since proven to me he can pull off tough-guy action films, including this one.

On the other hand, the problem isn't so much the actors as the overall film, which lacks the B-movie charm of the original and runs on a script that really doesn’t add much new to the original idea, apart from one key plot twist that actually doesn’t make any sense. (Also, the original has a braver ending.) Statham and Ben Foster (playing Jan-Michael Vincent’s role) make it watchable, but I can’t imagine it’s destined to be the classic that the original already is.

Rango

Animated film with yet another fish-out-of-water tale – in this case a pet chameleon who ends up stranded in the Mojave desert in a town populated by desert creatures where water is currency, and pretends to be a tough drifter named Rango, only to have to live up to his fake rep when he’s appointed sheriff.

It’s basically The Shakiest Gun In The West cribbing from Chinatown with a dollop of Clint Eastwood film references and a side order of mescaline. Which sounds great in theory, but the weakness in the whole formula (apart from the standard roller-coaster slapstick these films always have) is the title character, who is pretty by-the-numbers as well-meaning-goofball-becomes-reluctant-hero types go (Johnny Depp’s efforts notwithstanding). 

But apart from that, it's a story told well, and I’ll give it points for taking more chances than the average CGI toon in terms of both surrealist humor and actually killing off a couple of characters.

Fill yr hand,

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Usually when I eat in Singapore, I make an effort to focus on the local cuisine as much as possible (to include local versions of non-local cuisine), and as much as opportunity and modest budget allows. Which means a lot of Malaysian curry, Indian food and satay. (It should also mean Hainan chicken rice and pepper crab, but I can’t eat crab for health reasons, and I’m just not very big on Hainan chicken rice.)

Anyway, it also means a stop at Superdog (not to be confused with Superdawg), a hot-dog joint in the basement of 313@Somerset, which is a cheap, fast and convenient option for late lunches between bookstore browsing marathons.

It helps that they have a sense of humor. Here’s a scan of their tray mat, which doubles as an instruction manual.

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Notice the "facts” are actually more like rules.

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I’m assuming they’re kidding, of course.

Except about the ketchup rule. That is ironclad. 

Oh, and bacon on hotdogs? Yes.

Up next: the in-flight entertainment!

Good dog,

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Or at least the sights I ran across whilst going from one place to another.

Like this.

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And this.

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And this.

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That’s it. Sorry.

Did I mention that I spent most of the trip in book stores and a casino?

NOTE: I posted that last photo just because when I think of Barbarella, I don’t think of shopping.

Up next: The rules of Superdog.

Man about town,

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If yr ever in Singapore and you work up a thirst, and if you find yrself asking, “What would Son Goku drink?” …

Yr in luck.

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That’s a Taiwan-style tea stand in New Bugis Street, allegedly the "biggest street-shopping area" in all Singapore. It looks like this.

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FUN FACT: Bugis Village used to be THE place to go for ladyboys in Singapore. Not since the 90s, though. 

PRODUCTION NOTE: I didn’t try the Dragon Ball tea – mainly because it was closed when I walked past. Also, Taiwan-style tea joints are having safety issues at the moment.

Up next: random photography!

Hame kame ka,

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I promised you a giant monkey driving a New York taxi.

Here you are.

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Courtesy of this restaurant in Iluma. If you’ve been to Ruby Tuesday’s, you have a fair idea of what’s on the menu. I had the Chicago Dog. It had ketchup on it, which is Epic Fail in the hot dog business, and grounds for disproportionate violence if you actually happen to be from Chicago.

But (1) I have enough experience with regional interpretations of Western food that I never seriously expected it to be a proper Chicago hot dog in the first place – I ordered more out of curiosity, and (2) I’m not from Chicago, so I didn’t really feel entitled to challenge the manager to a fistfight*.

*DISCLAIMER: All Chicago jokes are told with the greatest respect for both the city of Chicago and its residents, some of whom read this blog and are fine upstanding people who don’t beat up restaurant managers that don’t know how to make a proper hot dog, and are also known for their grand sense of humor. Please don’t hit me.**

** Humor.

Up next: Copyright infringement in a cup!

Hold the ketchup,

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