IF TROUBLE IS A WOMAN, TROUBLE HERE I COME

Valentine’s Day is nigh. And if you feel the same way about that as Team Def, you’ll be needing a soundtrack to bring balance to The Force.

You’ve come to the right place.



Enclosed herein: Twenty (20) fabulous tracks top-loaded with unrequited love, jilted lovers, jealous boyfriends/girlfriends, fickle hearts, crimes of passion, doom, despair, agony, humiliation, voyeurism, poontang and Homer Simpson. With additional commentary by Charlie Brown and Jean Stapleton.

( The songs! )

Normally I’d include a podcast mix and the individual tracks, but due to lack of time, there is no podcast this year. Which probably doesn’t matter since most of you just download the file with the separate MP3s anyway.

You can download that file here [57MB].

The above track list is the recommended playing order, but you know, whatever pleases you.

Offer expires whenever Mediafire deletes the files. Feel free to circulate among girlfriends, boyfriends, spouses, mistresses, paramours, lovers, mailmen, secretaries, neighbors, marriage counselors, divorce lawyers, disgraced Congressmen, defrocked priests, sex robots, MILFs, DILFs, cougars, manthers and whoever else may be on yr Valentine’s list.

FBI WARNING: Sharing music is terrorism. It’s also what killed Whitney Houston. Download at yr own risk.

Unmixed,

This is dF