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Seen recently on the Twitters:
defrog Vivid Video is the new RIAA! http://tinyurl.com/26ndg7
defrog Oh, and a belated happy 6th B-day to Gitmo Prison! Pls send waterboards. http://tinyurl.com/2han78
defrog Making plans to become a Hong Kong millionaire by selling every item in my flat for HK$1.00 a pop. You may call me Mr Trump now.
defrog Hmmm. Starbucks or McCafe? http://tinyurl.com/2t5kzp
defrog Freedom isn't free. Neither is wiretapping everyone. http://tinyurl.com/2av3to
defrog Tony Blair's pro-Bush strategy explained. http://business.timesonline...
defrog Been waiting for the other shoe to drop on the Hormuz incident. And there it goes! http://tinyurl.com/2awhzk
defrog Texas: saving America's youth with strict hair laws. http://tinyurl.com/2yxe
defrog Playing strip poker on my mobile phone. Because we can do this in the 21st Century, thanks to science.
UPDATE: Regarding the Strait Of Hormuz “incident” ...
When we saw the video on the TV news here and I heard that voice, my first thought was, “That sounds so overdubbed!” Or maybe it was live to tape, but it sounded too contrived to be believable – remembering that the Bush Admin has a history of making things sound needlessly more dangerous than they are. But so much was made of the “threatening message” that I just couldn’t help wondering when we would find out that the voice didn’t actually come from the Iranian speedboats at all.
Now the Navy is saying it may have come from some local radio heckler called the “Filipino Monkey”. Which is just weird enough to be believable.
Anyway, that’s why Bush is in the Middle East brokering a peace deal by asking everyone to put aside their differences and attack Iran before it kills them all with its radio heckling and evil monkey-powered speedboats and nuke program that it halted four years ago and stuff.
The monkey explodes,
This is dF
defrog Vivid Video is the new RIAA! http://tinyurl.com/26ndg7
defrog Oh, and a belated happy 6th B-day to Gitmo Prison! Pls send waterboards. http://tinyurl.com/2han78
defrog Making plans to become a Hong Kong millionaire by selling every item in my flat for HK$1.00 a pop. You may call me Mr Trump now.
defrog Hmmm. Starbucks or McCafe? http://tinyurl.com/2t5kzp
defrog Freedom isn't free. Neither is wiretapping everyone. http://tinyurl.com/2av3to
defrog Tony Blair's pro-Bush strategy explained. http://business.timesonline...
defrog Been waiting for the other shoe to drop on the Hormuz incident. And there it goes! http://tinyurl.com/2awhzk
defrog Texas: saving America's youth with strict hair laws. http://tinyurl.com/2yxe
defrog Playing strip poker on my mobile phone. Because we can do this in the 21st Century, thanks to science.
UPDATE: Regarding the Strait Of Hormuz “incident” ...
When we saw the video on the TV news here and I heard that voice, my first thought was, “That sounds so overdubbed!” Or maybe it was live to tape, but it sounded too contrived to be believable – remembering that the Bush Admin has a history of making things sound needlessly more dangerous than they are. But so much was made of the “threatening message” that I just couldn’t help wondering when we would find out that the voice didn’t actually come from the Iranian speedboats at all.
Now the Navy is saying it may have come from some local radio heckler called the “Filipino Monkey”. Which is just weird enough to be believable.
Anyway, that’s why Bush is in the Middle East brokering a peace deal by asking everyone to put aside their differences and attack Iran before it kills them all with its radio heckling and evil monkey-powered speedboats and nuke program that it halted four years ago and stuff.
The monkey explodes,
This is dF