I AM YR EVIL ROOT BEER SEX
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defrogMultiple afternoon memage by order of popfiend , bedsitter23 and thelastaerie . Because this is how we get to know each other on teh Internets.
1. What you already know about me:
2. What you didn’t know about me:
(Which explains my fondness for chili dogs.)
3. And what you didn’t want to know about me even though you kinda suspected:
You can creditthelastaerie with that one. She dared me, you see – knowing full well that I’ll answer any sex question anyone asks me. See the first meme for additional information.
Ask me anything,
This is dF
popfiend , bedsitter23 and thelastaerie . Because this is how we get to know each other on teh Internets.1. What you already know about me:
| You Are 72% Evil |
 You are very evil. And you're too evil to care. Those who love you probably also fear you. A lot. |
2. What you didn’t know about me:
| You Are Root Beer |
 Ultra sweet and innocent, you have a subtle complexity behind your sugary front. Children love you, but so do high end snobs... when you're brewed right. Your best soda compatibility match: Dr. Pepper Stay away from: Diet Coke |
(Which explains my fondness for chili dogs.)
3. And what you didn’t want to know about me even though you kinda suspected:
1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with? Given enough bourbon, I’d make sweet love to each and every one of them. At the same time.
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night? Whenever yr ready.
3. On which side of the bed do you sleep? Left
4. Pork, beef, or chicken? Is this still a sex question? Then none of the above.
5. Ever have to pull over on side of road to puke? No, but I’ve had to pull over so that passengers could puke.
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money? No. It was more like volunteer work.
7. Shower or bath? Shower.
8. Do you pee in the shower? Not if it’s mine.
9. Mexican or Chinese? Is this still a sex question? Either way, I’ll take both.
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed? I prefer passive-aggressive.
11. Do you love someone on your friends list? I love each and every one of them.
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list? Some more than others.
13. Love or money? Both.
14. Credit cards or cash? Is this still a sex – WHAP! OOWWWW!!! Okay, both.
15. Has there ever been anyone in your family you wish wasn't? My family situation is far too complex to answer this question for a silly meme.
16. Would you rather go camping or to a 5 star hotel? The hotel. I require room service at all times.
17. What is the weirdest place you have had sex? Concrete bunker in the middle of a field
18. Would you shave your entire body (including your head) for money? No.
19. Have you ever been to a strip club? It was more like a go-go bar, but close enough.
20. Ever been to a bar? I believe I’ve just answered that question.
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club? Never.
22. Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere? No. Had to crawl out once, but never been carried out.
23. Kissed someone of the same sex? Yes I did.
24. Favorite drink? Bourbon
25. Had sex in a movie theater? A gentleman never tells.
26. Had sex in a bathroom? Not a public one, if that’s what yr driving at.
27. Have you ever had sex at work? Not at my current place of employment, if that’s what yr driving at.
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store? Frequently.
29. Bought something from an adult store? Yes. I post pictures of them sometimes.
30. Have you been caught having sex? Almost.
31. Does anyone have naughty pics of you? Pics, no. Videotape, possibly.
32. Have you ever called someone the wrong name during sex? I don’t call out any names, actually. I’m not even sure why people do.
33. Who do you think has the guts to repost this? Let’s see, shall we?
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night? Whenever yr ready.
3. On which side of the bed do you sleep? Left
4. Pork, beef, or chicken? Is this still a sex question? Then none of the above.
5. Ever have to pull over on side of road to puke? No, but I’ve had to pull over so that passengers could puke.
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money? No. It was more like volunteer work.
7. Shower or bath? Shower.
8. Do you pee in the shower? Not if it’s mine.
9. Mexican or Chinese? Is this still a sex question? Either way, I’ll take both.
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed? I prefer passive-aggressive.
11. Do you love someone on your friends list? I love each and every one of them.
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list? Some more than others.
13. Love or money? Both.
14. Credit cards or cash? Is this still a sex – WHAP! OOWWWW!!! Okay, both.
15. Has there ever been anyone in your family you wish wasn't? My family situation is far too complex to answer this question for a silly meme.
16. Would you rather go camping or to a 5 star hotel? The hotel. I require room service at all times.
17. What is the weirdest place you have had sex? Concrete bunker in the middle of a field
18. Would you shave your entire body (including your head) for money? No.
19. Have you ever been to a strip club? It was more like a go-go bar, but close enough.
20. Ever been to a bar? I believe I’ve just answered that question.
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club? Never.
22. Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere? No. Had to crawl out once, but never been carried out.
23. Kissed someone of the same sex? Yes I did.
24. Favorite drink? Bourbon
25. Had sex in a movie theater? A gentleman never tells.
26. Had sex in a bathroom? Not a public one, if that’s what yr driving at.
27. Have you ever had sex at work? Not at my current place of employment, if that’s what yr driving at.
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store? Frequently.
29. Bought something from an adult store? Yes. I post pictures of them sometimes.
30. Have you been caught having sex? Almost.
31. Does anyone have naughty pics of you? Pics, no. Videotape, possibly.
32. Have you ever called someone the wrong name during sex? I don’t call out any names, actually. I’m not even sure why people do.
33. Who do you think has the guts to repost this? Let’s see, shall we?
You can credit
thelastaerie with that one. She dared me, you see – knowing full well that I’ll answer any sex question anyone asks me. See the first meme for additional information.Ask me anything,
This is dF
