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defrogThis is how we Twitter round here:
defrog The CIA: not a happy workplace, but happier than the sad sacks over in HUD. http://tinyurl.com/2m4vzz
defrog MEMO: When dude looks @ me and says "Look into my eyes" over and over, HE'S TRYING TO HYPNOTIZE ME! MUST NOT LOOK! http://tinyurl.com/3exfmp
defrog It's almost the end of March. Can we PLEASE stop writing "news" stories about Eliot Spitzer and his concubines? http://tinyurl.com/2cycso
defrog How did I spend my four-day Easter weekend, you ask? Three words: chocolate dick hats. http://tinyurl.com/2htaky
defrog Ah, to be young, vain and stupid again - like the teens sitting behind me on the ferry.
defrog ITEM: Google is building a search engine to find aliens in the galaxy. Well, of COURSE it is. http://tinyurl.com/2r8tqj
defrog Disney makes fingerprinting children FUN! http://tinyurl.com/37kxxh
defrog The NY Post: We're all about the class. http://tinyurl.com/2yzhoh
ADDENDUM: Seriously, the Eliot Spitzer thing? Please shut up now. He resigned like weeks ago, and his replacement has already copped to serious drug use, and thankfully no one cares. Unless yr doing a story on NSA data mining or the legalization of sex work, I’m not interested in “further developments”. Admit it, yr only still running with it as an excuse to post pictures of his concubine naked.
Not that there's anything wrong with that. If yr a porn site, I mean.
Overblown,
This is dF
defrog The CIA: not a happy workplace, but happier than the sad sacks over in HUD. http://tinyurl.com/2m4vzz
defrog MEMO: When dude looks @ me and says "Look into my eyes" over and over, HE'S TRYING TO HYPNOTIZE ME! MUST NOT LOOK! http://tinyurl.com/3exfmp
defrog It's almost the end of March. Can we PLEASE stop writing "news" stories about Eliot Spitzer and his concubines? http://tinyurl.com/2cycso
defrog How did I spend my four-day Easter weekend, you ask? Three words: chocolate dick hats. http://tinyurl.com/2htaky
defrog Ah, to be young, vain and stupid again - like the teens sitting behind me on the ferry.
defrog ITEM: Google is building a search engine to find aliens in the galaxy. Well, of COURSE it is. http://tinyurl.com/2r8tqj
defrog Disney makes fingerprinting children FUN! http://tinyurl.com/37kxxh
defrog The NY Post: We're all about the class. http://tinyurl.com/2yzhoh
ADDENDUM: Seriously, the Eliot Spitzer thing? Please shut up now. He resigned like weeks ago, and his replacement has already copped to serious drug use, and thankfully no one cares. Unless yr doing a story on NSA data mining or the legalization of sex work, I’m not interested in “further developments”. Admit it, yr only still running with it as an excuse to post pictures of his concubine naked.
Not that there's anything wrong with that. If yr a porn site, I mean.
Overblown,
This is dF
