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defrog Work day begins with coworker showing me medicinal beauty marks on her chest, ends with a twisted back and new tooth cap. Must be Thursday.
defrog Testing out Twhirl (sic). Main benefit so far: having @stacyjill's hot SL avatar on my desktop at all times. Good start.
defrog Laptops, B-berrys and HDTVs are destroying sex. Isn't this why Al Gore invented Net porn and the Playboy Channel? http://tinyurl.com/2mcskb
defrog On TVB tonight: how to make a fake ground beef patty. Ham+beef+rice flour+cancer-causing food dye. You really can pirate anything in China.
defrog Ever have one of those days when you can't get Greece's 1979 Eurovision entry out of yr head? AAAAAAAAGGGHHH!!!!! http://tinyurl.com/25u88a
defrog It's 3/31 and it's 20ºC + raining in HK. Normally we're pushing 27ºC by now. Climate change ROOLZ! Cheers, greedy neocon bastards!
defrog Also, I think it's Gratuitous Cleavage/Visible Bra Day in HK today. Not that I'm complaining, but who took my name off the mailing list?
defrog ITEM: Family chooses prayer over medicine for daughter, 11. God kills her. No charges filed. Fuck this. http://tinyurl.com/2ws7tt
defrog Heathrow: taking "suck" to record-breaking new levels. It's official: I'm never coming to UK ever. http://tinyurl.com/3xb2hu
The fake beef patty is a true story, you know. Beef is so expensive in China now that meat sellers have been making fakes to stretch their revenues. Ironically, the price of pork and rice is also skyrocketing.
And I’m not kidding about the UK, either. I suspect the only reason anyone goes there anymore is either for work purposes or they haven’t heard about Heathrow yet.
Get out of London,
This is dF
defrog Work day begins with coworker showing me medicinal beauty marks on her chest, ends with a twisted back and new tooth cap. Must be Thursday.
defrog Testing out Twhirl (sic). Main benefit so far: having @stacyjill's hot SL avatar on my desktop at all times. Good start.
defrog Laptops, B-berrys and HDTVs are destroying sex. Isn't this why Al Gore invented Net porn and the Playboy Channel? http://tinyurl.com/2mcskb
defrog On TVB tonight: how to make a fake ground beef patty. Ham+beef+rice flour+cancer-causing food dye. You really can pirate anything in China.
defrog Ever have one of those days when you can't get Greece's 1979 Eurovision entry out of yr head? AAAAAAAAGGGHHH!!!!! http://tinyurl.com/25u88a
defrog It's 3/31 and it's 20ºC + raining in HK. Normally we're pushing 27ºC by now. Climate change ROOLZ! Cheers, greedy neocon bastards!
defrog Also, I think it's Gratuitous Cleavage/Visible Bra Day in HK today. Not that I'm complaining, but who took my name off the mailing list?
defrog ITEM: Family chooses prayer over medicine for daughter, 11. God kills her. No charges filed. Fuck this. http://tinyurl.com/2ws7tt
defrog Heathrow: taking "suck" to record-breaking new levels. It's official: I'm never coming to UK ever. http://tinyurl.com/3xb2hu
The fake beef patty is a true story, you know. Beef is so expensive in China now that meat sellers have been making fakes to stretch their revenues. Ironically, the price of pork and rice is also skyrocketing.
And I’m not kidding about the UK, either. I suspect the only reason anyone goes there anymore is either for work purposes or they haven’t heard about Heathrow yet.
Get out of London,
This is dF
