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defrogIt’s been too long since the last Twitterdump, so let’s get this out of the way:
defrog Dana Perino says Bush says he's serious about shooting the Quran. Wait, what? He shot a Quran? http://snurl.com/29uyi
defrog Few things inspire confidence in yr safety like seeing yr lifeguard on a smoke break. It's part of their training. Toughens the lungs, see?
defrog A kid sticks his head in the Disco Bay McD's and tells his friend: "Hey Mel, I'll be in Boobyland!" And I'm like: we have a Boobyland?
defrog Today's taxi driver is all about the personal grooming. He can trim his beard, clean his teeth, oil up his arms AND drive simultaneously!
defrog Listening to Pale Saints and eating Oreos on the way to the fitness center. Or am I doing it wrong?
defrog Destroying the music industry by making backup copies of CDs I paid for. Take THAT, evil Corporate Music Suits! Let the Veronicas starve!
defrog is waiting for the Macau ferry between a couple playing pattycake and a suit drinking a coffee far too large for his body mass.
defrog Overheard on a Hong Kong ferry just now: "My cab driver's from Dallas." Wait, what?
defrog Enjoying Typhoon Signal No.3. Wind, rain, coffee, LOLpr0n – life is good.
defrog T-shirt zen: "We eat bagels too."
defrog Watching the Pope arriving in the US and ... wait a minute, are those screaming teenage girls I hear in the background? Pope groupies?
defrog is floating his brain in Early Times – which explains his sudden urge for porn and karaoke.
Obviously some of these are a month old.
These Twitters are clean,
This is dF
defrog Dana Perino says Bush says he's serious about shooting the Quran. Wait, what? He shot a Quran? http://snurl.com/29uyi
defrog Few things inspire confidence in yr safety like seeing yr lifeguard on a smoke break. It's part of their training. Toughens the lungs, see?
defrog A kid sticks his head in the Disco Bay McD's and tells his friend: "Hey Mel, I'll be in Boobyland!" And I'm like: we have a Boobyland?
defrog Today's taxi driver is all about the personal grooming. He can trim his beard, clean his teeth, oil up his arms AND drive simultaneously!
defrog Listening to Pale Saints and eating Oreos on the way to the fitness center. Or am I doing it wrong?
defrog Destroying the music industry by making backup copies of CDs I paid for. Take THAT, evil Corporate Music Suits! Let the Veronicas starve!
defrog is waiting for the Macau ferry between a couple playing pattycake and a suit drinking a coffee far too large for his body mass.
defrog Overheard on a Hong Kong ferry just now: "My cab driver's from Dallas." Wait, what?
defrog Enjoying Typhoon Signal No.3. Wind, rain, coffee, LOLpr0n – life is good.
defrog T-shirt zen: "We eat bagels too."
defrog Watching the Pope arriving in the US and ... wait a minute, are those screaming teenage girls I hear in the background? Pope groupies?
defrog is floating his brain in Early Times – which explains his sudden urge for porn and karaoke.
Obviously some of these are a month old.
These Twitters are clean,
This is dF
