YOU LOOK LIKE YOU COULD USE A MASSAGE

[defrog]

What a night.

After we knocked off for the day, I dropped my journalism gear back at the hotel and took the MRT to Raffles City in search of books, CDs and food. And I was searching for the latter when a very nice young woman walked up to me and struck up a conversation on the “up” escalator to Level 3. She asked me where I was from, and where I was staying, and then she asked me if I’d like a massage.

I was amazed. Because as it happens, my back is a bit twisted again, forcing me to limp a bit. A massage was exactly the thing I needed just then, and by chance I meet a total  stranger offering to give me one. Especially one who just happened to look like Tia Carrere, only with breasts so big that they could only be described as “Damned Big”.

What luck!

Well, of course I thanked her for the offer and said “Maybe later, but not tonight.” Because, comic exaggeration aside, I wasn’t born yesterday, and even though she was actually dressed like half the women in Singapore (very tight cami top and jeans), I knew what she did for a living (at least at that moment) the moment she said “Hi.”

It happens. At least in Singapore. The ones in HK for some reason won’t go near me. Either way, I’m always polite when I turn them down, and they usually just give a disappointed smile and move on to the next mark. Which is how the story ended tonight.

There’s no moral here, BTW. I don’t have anything against paying for sex in and of itself, regardless of which end of the transaction yr talking about. And I’ll fully admit on the record that even at my advanced age, my brain was conjuring up wonderfully naughty footage of how the “massage” might play out even as we spoke for that 30 seconds or so. It’s still looping around in there somewhere. It’s pretty good.

But I said no. I’ll leave it to you to ponder the whys and wherefores and whatnots. Either way, I went off to have a curry and Japanese beer, and she went off to find someone else to massage, and I pondered how much fun this blog entry was going to be.

Then I entered my hotel room and the electricity blew out.

The end.

Better luck next time,

This is dF

Comments

[thelastaerie.livejournal.com]

just out of curiosity.. is prostitution legal in Singapore at all? what if it's a sting operation? you're lucky you said no! :P

[def-fr0g-42.livejournal.com]

As I understand it, prostitution is legal in the red light districts, but only in the brothels. Street solicitation is illegal, but I think that only applies to the prostitutes, not the johns. That may also be why she offered a "massage" – if I reported her, then she could claim she really was just offering a massage therapy service.