DEF FR0G IS PAYING FOR HIS SINS, AND HE’S JUST BEEN HANDED THE BILL

[defrog]

Glommed from eriksangel15 , and I assume the point is to add up the cash value of things you’ve done in yr life. Whether it’s what I’ve earned or what I owe, I have no idea.

Either way, out of a maximum $1,160 (note that “been in love with a stripper” is listed twice, so I only counted it one time), my conduct so far is valued at:

$635

That works out to 54.7%. I’m not sure if that’s good or bad. But since it’s meme, who cares?

FUN FACT: I’m still hoping to add at least another $75 to that amount before I get too old. I’ll leave it to all of yr wicked, sinful imaginations to figure out how.

Please note that I accept all major credit cards, but cash is preferred. And exact change is appreciated.

Cash on delivery,

This is dF

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1) Smoked pot -- $10
2) Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk --$50
3) Cheated on your significant other -- $10
4) Been in love with two people or more at the same time -- $50
5) Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25
6) Went streaking -- $5
7) Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15
8) Kissed a co-worker-- $ 20
9) Kissed your boss --$50
10) Been arrested -- $5
11) Spent time in jail -- $15
12) Peed in the pool -- $5
13) Played spin the bottle -- $5
14) Done something you regret -- $20
15) Slept with your best friend -- $20
16) Been in love with a stripper -- $20
17) Went skinny dipping -- $5
18) Been slapped-- $5
19) Slapped someone-- $5
20) Beat up someone -- $20
21) Been jumped -- $10
22) Ever had sex at church -- $25
23) Dated someone you met online -- $25
24) Cheated on test -- $50
25) Vandalized something -- $20
26) Slept with someone in your parents' bed -- $100
27) Cross-dressed -- $10
28) Given money to stripper -- $25
29) Flirted with an officer to get out of a ticket-- $30
30) Been in love with a stripper -- $20
31) Kissed some one who's name you didn't know --$10
32) Hit on some one of the same sex while at work-- $15
33) Ever drive drunk -- $20
34) Used toys while having sex -- $30
35) Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- $20
36) Had sex in a pool -- $20
37) Masturbated -- $10
38) Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend --$20
39) Done oral -- $5
40) Got oral -- $5
41) Done / got oral in a car while it was moving-- $25
42) Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you-- $40
43) Stole something -- $10
44) Slept with someone who has been in jail -- $25
45) Made a dirty home video -- $15
46) Plan on making a dirty home video in the near future --$30
47) Had a threesome -- $50
48) Had sex in a public place-- $20
49) Been in the same room while someone was having sex -- $25
50) Stole something worth more than a hundred dollars --$20
51) Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20
52) Kissed a teacher while you were still a student--$25
53) Lied to your mate -- $5
54) Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- $25

Comments

[zen-kitty.livejournal.com]

Wow - someone who got a higher score than me. ;)

[def-fr0g-42.livejournal.com]

Well, I'm no trillsie, evidently. But I'm close.

And if you think I'm going to tell you what I said "Yes" to, you are insane. :)

[thelastaerie.livejournal.com]

geez... I only got $335! And most of it thanks to having sex in your parents' bed - how can it worth $100? it's totally no big deal - have they ever seen how little space we have in HK apartments?

[def-fr0g-42.livejournal.com]

I did wonder how they arrived at the pricing for some of these. A threesome should be at least $100.

[darkbay.livejournal.com]

I tried doing this. I can't count that high in my head. :-/

[def-fr0g-42.livejournal.com]

I'd have skipped it if it had asked me to add it up per occurrence. We'd be talking at least six figures then.

[isis-lives.livejournal.com]

ummmmm, $885. And, I've been a virgin for the past decade.

[def-fr0g-42.livejournal.com]

Congratulations, you are officially the most depraved person on this blog...

Wait, what?

[isis-lives.livejournal.com]

Oh no! It'll have to be our secret.

When I discovered that it might be easier to subtract than to add, I knew something was up. It's funny actually. :)