DAVID CARRADINE ACTUALLY KILLED BY NINJAS

[defrog]

ITEM: David Carradine may have been killed by a secret society of martial arts assassins, claims lawyer Mark Geragos.

He made the claim on Larry King Live after a panel member noted Carradine was keen on following and disclosing secret societies.

"What that means is connected to martial arts and his interest in martial arts," Mr Geragos said.

“And so there is a suspicion that if there was some foul play, that that may be the first area where they should look."

I’m skeptical.

Still, “killed by a secret society of martial arts assassins” sounds like a lot cooler way to die than “autoerotic asphyxiation”. So I’d be pushing that theory too if I represented the Carradines.

Which leads to the other obvious question: did Michael Hutchence also know too much?

Exit the ninja,

This is dF

Comments

[bosswriter.livejournal.com]

According to his recently divorced (pending I think or at least it's final now) Mr Kung Fu had some pretty far out sexual kinks and other issues that may be at the root of his hanging.

The good news is we only have to wait a month for Thai officials to do an autopsy and tox screen. In CSI they do in an hour episode - what gives?

[garbagecanmusic.livejournal.com]

My theory: Thai Hooker.

Cooler theory: Ninja posing as a Thai Hooker.

Even Cooler Theory: Thai Hooker who is a ninja.

[def-fr0g-42.livejournal.com]

Thai hooker ninja?

That's a Robert Rodriguez movie just waiting to happen.