DAVID CARRADINE ACTUALLY KILLED BY NINJAS
Jun. 9th, 2009 01:22 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
defrogITEM: David Carradine may have been killed by a secret society of martial arts assassins, claims lawyer Mark Geragos.
I’m skeptical.
Still, “killed by a secret society of martial arts assassins” sounds like a lot cooler way to die than “autoerotic asphyxiation”. So I’d be pushing that theory too if I represented the Carradines.
Which leads to the other obvious question: did Michael Hutchence also know too much?
Exit the ninja,
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He made the claim on Larry King Live after a panel member noted Carradine was keen on following and disclosing secret societies.
"What that means is connected to martial arts and his interest in martial arts," Mr Geragos said.
“And so there is a suspicion that if there was some foul play, that that may be the first area where they should look."
"What that means is connected to martial arts and his interest in martial arts," Mr Geragos said.
“And so there is a suspicion that if there was some foul play, that that may be the first area where they should look."
I’m skeptical.
Still, “killed by a secret society of martial arts assassins” sounds like a lot cooler way to die than “autoerotic asphyxiation”. So I’d be pushing that theory too if I represented the Carradines.
Which leads to the other obvious question: did Michael Hutchence also know too much?
Exit the ninja,
This is dF
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on 2009-06-10 03:07 am (UTC)Cooler theory: Ninja posing as a Thai Hooker.
Even Cooler Theory: Thai Hooker who is a ninja.
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on 2009-06-10 06:55 am (UTC)That's a Robert Rodriguez movie just waiting to happen.