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defrogSo I find out that Agent Provocateur staged a Love Force March in London.
A full week ago.
Why was I not notified of this?
Remind me what I pay you people for. Honestly, throw me a bone here.
Now I have to post a Media FAQ so Neil Cavuto will stop leaving messages on my machine asking for a two-on-one interview with my Love Captain.
MEDIA FAQ ANSWERS
1. Is Agent Provocateur’s Love Force affiliated with the Def Love Army?
No. The Love Force has nothing to do the Def Love Army. Our uniforms don’t look anything alike.
2. Is yr production company, Terribly Frog Productions, responsible for the new ultimate NSFW Rammstein video, “Pussy”?
No. While it’s true we have been advocating hardcore porn in music videos for some time, we were thinking of something classier.
3. What about the new TV show Glee?
Let me be clear: Team Def is not associated with Glee. If we were, the students would be dancing to Rammstein. And they wouldn’t be making veiled oral sex references. They would be performing it on screen (provided they are over 18, of course, but I have yet to see a TV show set in a high school where the actors were younger than 25, so that wouldn’t be a barrier). I’d have thought this was obvious. Evidently not.
Special forces,
This is dF
A full week ago.
Why was I not notified of this?
Remind me what I pay you people for. Honestly, throw me a bone here.
Now I have to post a Media FAQ so Neil Cavuto will stop leaving messages on my machine asking for a two-on-one interview with my Love Captain.
MEDIA FAQ ANSWERS
1. Is Agent Provocateur’s Love Force affiliated with the Def Love Army?
No. The Love Force has nothing to do the Def Love Army. Our uniforms don’t look anything alike.
2. Is yr production company, Terribly Frog Productions, responsible for the new ultimate NSFW Rammstein video, “Pussy”?
No. While it’s true we have been advocating hardcore porn in music videos for some time, we were thinking of something classier.
3. What about the new TV show Glee?
Let me be clear: Team Def is not associated with Glee. If we were, the students would be dancing to Rammstein. And they wouldn’t be making veiled oral sex references. They would be performing it on screen (provided they are over 18, of course, but I have yet to see a TV show set in a high school where the actors were younger than 25, so that wouldn’t be a barrier). I’d have thought this was obvious. Evidently not.
Special forces,
This is dF
