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defrogAs a telephones journalist, I get press releases.
Sometimes they are off-topic.
And not safe for work.
As near as I can tell, it’s sort of a club-culture-for-hire thing to liven up “high-end cocktail events, dinner engagements and galas” with “enthralling sensations, electric violinists and e-guitarists, sultry saxophonists, exploding vocalists, beautiful dancers in large transparent bubbles, exotic costumes, immense interactive video screens, live percussionists, fire shooters and the most amazing DJanes spinning the best music the market has to offer”.
Which, I think, means it’s the European equivalent of a Vegas stage act with topless DJ babes. Or something. The press release isn’t very clear on this. But hey, it’s a revolution in performance art. It’s not supposed to make sense.
What any of this has to do with telephones is beyond me. But I didn’t tell them to stop sending me stuff, either. So I’ve got no one but myself to blame.
Bang the DJ,
This is dF
Sometimes they are off-topic.
And not safe for work.
As near as I can tell, it’s sort of a club-culture-for-hire thing to liven up “high-end cocktail events, dinner engagements and galas” with “enthralling sensations, electric violinists and e-guitarists, sultry saxophonists, exploding vocalists, beautiful dancers in large transparent bubbles, exotic costumes, immense interactive video screens, live percussionists, fire shooters and the most amazing DJanes spinning the best music the market has to offer”.
Which, I think, means it’s the European equivalent of a Vegas stage act with topless DJ babes. Or something. The press release isn’t very clear on this. But hey, it’s a revolution in performance art. It’s not supposed to make sense.
What any of this has to do with telephones is beyond me. But I didn’t tell them to stop sending me stuff, either. So I’ve got no one but myself to blame.
Bang the DJ,
This is dF
