CHUCK NORRIS AND THE TEMPLE OF INTERPOL

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I wasn’t going to post anything about last month’s conservative freakout over President Barry HUSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIN! Obama’s executive order that grants Interpol full rights and exemptions under the International Organizations Immunities Act of 1945 – which everyone from Glenn Beck to the National Review took as Obama giving Interpol the power to arrest and lock up Americans without due process as part of Obama’s evil plot to make America a gay Muslim nation of Socialist Mexicans. Or something.

It’s not true, of course – the executive order gives Interpol full exemptions under the IOIA, but seeing as how Interpol doesn’t actually have field agents in the first place, much less the power to arrest anyone, I didn’t see the point of passing it on. (Plus, look, if I posted every single Obama conspiracy theory that these dingbats cook up, I’d never get any work done.)

Besides, even the NRA didn’t buy that one (though notice that nifty disclaimer at the end). So I just filed it under “Batshit Hysteria” and moved on to more important issues threatening America – like the Illuminati/Lady Gaga connection.

Leave it to Chuck Norris to crack the case and figure out Obama’s REAL plan with Interpol.

See, Chuck noticed that the order makes Interpol immune to FOIA requests. And there’s only one possible reason why Obama would want to give Interpol that immunity:

I have no doubt that Interpol will become Obama's secret vault for terrorists' criminal records and evidence – and whatever else he and his Cabinet want to place in there.

Like his Kenyan birth certificate, say. And evidence that would get his Muslim pals convicted of terrorism in NYC. And God knows what else.

Classic.

And soon to be a major motion picture starring Chuck Norris and his megatight jeans. (See upper right)

All of which ought to give Sarah Palin plenty to talk about, now that she’s started her new broadcasting career at Fox News. (And I didn’t post about THAT earlier because hell, Jim, why not? Fox quit pretending to be a news channel ages ago, so they might as well hire Sarah Palin. I hope she does a one-on-one interview with Rep. Michele  Bachmann. That will take Fox into completely unchartered batshit territory. Trust me.)

Open the vault,

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