MORE SENSELESS ACTS OF BLOGGERY

It’s been awhile since Banäna Deäthmüffins have made it into a studio. We did a little touring, but when we got to the states, the van was attacked by a buffalo who then sued us for damages, and that was the end of that tour.

Anyway, there’s some more traveling in our immediate future, and we know you can’t get enough BDM in yr diet.

So, by popular request, we stopped by the legendary Ultrallama Studios to write and record the best song ever about banoffee pie.

Earworm!



( And the words go like this ... )


It is tasty, no?

For more Banäna Deäthmüffins goodness, go here.

That’s good pie,

This is dF

With three (3) chart-bothering singles under our belts, the Banäna Deäthmüffins plan for world domination continues.

And we’re proud to announce that we’ve picked up a key endorsement from bedsitter23 , the most influential tastemaker in Ankeny, Iowa, who gave us rave reviews and a gratuitous plug on his blog. And he hasn’t even heard any of our songs yet. If that’s not a sign that we’re doing something right, I’d like to know what is.

On the other hand, the BDM is missing one key component for The Big Time – a signature dance. So we sat down at the rooftop pub, put our heads together, and came up with one.

And we wrote it in about the time it’ll take you to listen to it. (around 1 minute 38 seconds, to be precise.)

It’s about seafood. Because how many seafood dances are there?

Well, around 24 of them, as it turns out. And we put them together in one song for you, so that makes 25.

Yr welcome.



( How many seafood dances do YOU know? )


You can take yr pants back off now,

This is dF

I’m pleased to announce that the first single from my new band Banäna Deäthmüffins has been a runaway success, with approximately two (2) downloads in the last week, which is double our expectations.

So here’s our second hit song, which we think will be insanely popular with people who have had to sit through three straight days of PowerPoint presentations.

Which, as it happens, were the conditions under which this song was written.

Cos I get bored, yo.






Yadda yadda yadda,

This is dF